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The Windshield.
Posted by: Dawg on November 3, 2004 @ 4:33 pm
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about
his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman
reached over
and sliced the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old
daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her
father when
all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to
anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It
....it was only a bug, Honey."
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
moment said...."Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?"
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 11:27 am |
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O DEAR GOOD FRIENDS, DO BRACE YOURSELVES FOR I MUST INFORM YOU OF SOME SAD NEWS, YOUR DEAR GOOD FRIEND DENNIS WILL HAVE TO BE LEAVING YOU FOREVER SHORTLY. I HAVE BUT LITTLE TIME LEFT HERE AND I DO WISH TO ENJOY EVERY MINUTE. I WILL BE MAKING A FORMAL GOOD BYE AND IN THAT I WILL REVEAL TO YOU A SECRET ABOUT MYSELF AND WHY I AM HERE, GOOD FRIENDS. DO BE BRAVE DEAR GOOD FRIENDS FOR I KNOW THIS NEWS OF ME LEAVING MAKES YOU O SO TERRIBLY SAD. HOW I DO HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS BUT I DID WANT TO GIVE YOU SOME ADVANCE NOTICE. |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 11:31 am |
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NOW I KNOW THAT THE LADIES WILL BE FEELING VERY SAD FROM THIS NEWS, AND I BEING THE CARING, WARM-HEARTED PERSON THAT I AM, I WILL OFFER TO COMFORT YOU BY RUBBING MY HANDS OVER YOUR PUSSY TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THIS TERRIBLE NEWS. LADIES, I KNOW YOU ARE SAD AND WILL WANT TO CRY, BUT AGAIN TO CARE FOR YOU DELICATE CREATURES I AM WILLING TO STIMULATE YOUR CLITORIS, DO ANYTHING TO PLEASURE YOUR BREASTS, PUT MY PENIS IN YOUR VAGINA AND DRILL YOU AS HARD AS YOU WANT, OR EVEN GIVE YOU ANAL IF YOU WANT. OR MAYBE YOU ARE JUST IN NEED OF SOME ORAL OR PERHAPS YOU JUST NEED TO SUCK A PENIS. WHATEVER YOUR FRAGILE SELVES REQUIRE I SHALL DO. |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 8:51 pm |
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(SIGH) (BIGGER SIGH) (NOW CRYING) FOR WHY MUST YOU PERSECUTE POOR LITTLE DENNIS WHO HAS DONE NO WRONG, NO HARM, NEVER HURT ANYONE OR EVEN UTTERED A BAD WORD, OH, I ONLY TRIED TO BRING LOVE, KINDNESS, AND PEACE TO MY FELLOW MAN AND ESPECIALLY WOMAN BUT WHO ONLY REJECTED ME.
SO I START WHISPERING
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
IT THEN GROWS AND TURNS INTO A GREAT SONG OF HOLY PRAYER TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ABOVE THY,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
OHH, YESSSS, OH YES,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:41 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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| From: |
Dawg on November 4, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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LMFAO....I do like your sence of humor. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 6, 2004 @ 4:30 am |
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You ^ must be 7 |
| From: |
Geni on November 9, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
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Denny here should lay off the MJ |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 4:45 am |
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hey never need to say off the chronic man |
| From: |
Jamie on November 13, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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i like dennis |
| From: |
Jamie on November 13, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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i like dennis |
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