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Posted by: meow master on November 11, 2004 @ 12:41 pm
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fuckin’ ceiling up there. What did you come here for? LOL When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don’t return the favor! It’s one god damn piece of paper! |
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dicky on November 11, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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wtf was that? |
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dickus on November 12, 2004 @ 12:04 am |
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stupid |
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Munch on November 12, 2004 @ 8:58 am |
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5 stars for that? Please! |
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DaBlaRR on November 12, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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Ya I got that email forward too |
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Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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The joke wasn’t really bad |
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da punisher on November 13, 2004 @ 6:45 am |
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not bad not bad at all
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non your buisness on November 13, 2004 @ 5:59 pm |
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***that fuckin sucked man get a damn life that doesnt include making jokes**
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ozzy on November 14, 2004 @ 9:27 am |
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someone E mail me at black_sa88ath@yahoo.com |
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redneckprincess on November 14, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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i liked it |
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Ajoy on November 15, 2004 @ 11:05 am |
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Dude, few mo’ things i hate abt people...
1. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right!
What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?
2. When people say "it’s always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who
and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
3. When something is ’new and improved!’. Which is it?
If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
4. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing
anyone ever fucking does!!
What can you do that’s longer?
5. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the
bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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maz on November 15, 2004 @ 4:15 pm |
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Ajoy, all them jokes uve just put on there are copied n pasted off a different site cuz i was readin them a cuple of days ago, y dont u just post ur own jokes? |
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Jay&Jay on November 16, 2004 @ 6:36 am |
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Hey i’m ganna back you up on that like when someone says somthing like "and or"
Salt and or sugar?wtf does that mean?
Yeah i laughed more at Dude, few mo’ things i hate abt people... |
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ajoy on November 16, 2004 @ 11:52 am |
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sure the 12345 was a give away 4 ya, maz u genius... |
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Doomfest23 on November 16, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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Copying one thing is plagerism, copying many things is research.
huh what do you know, i just plagerized |
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Terra on November 16, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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I thought they were funny! Whoever disagrees, well, thats just too damn bad now isnt it? |
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maz on November 17, 2004 @ 11:31 am |
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lol ajoy, i know im well clever arnt i? lol the ones u put on were funnier than the actual joke fing at the top tho |
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justin on November 20, 2004 @ 1:59 pm |
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what tha fuck has that shit here wait hell to tha fuck nah fuck to tha hell nah he just did not say some stupid assed shit like that u dumb fuck you should be ashamed of putting some stupid shit like that on the internet where somebody can see that stupid shit u dumb fuck |
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Common Denominator on November 22, 2004 @ 1:52 am |
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Ya know what’s funny here?? The things these people posted that they hate about people are only things they started hating when Adam Sandler said all of that shit the first time around. Nice try....eat rocks. Next time, try coming up with something on your own, or at least give credit where it’s due! |
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shorty on December 10, 2004 @ 2:30 am |
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what do people think a fat samoa in a swiming pool hall? cause when they see a fat samoa they run,before the water splash out and might splash them out 2.
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buthole on January 18, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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ass dumb shit |
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Ft Sam Stock on January 27, 2005 @ 8:26 pm |
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Well, my take on it is that he is only commenting on a stupid ass habits of people. Common stuff. There is really no joke here, just a personal comment from a man who wants a joke to be his.. Peace ya’ll (from the South) |
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COO WIFEY on January 30, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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THAT SHIT WAS CORNEY AS HELL |
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crack ass on January 31, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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hahaha sure thing that this shit is fuuny, like what am i suppost to say? |
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nick t on February 1, 2005 @ 12:39 am |
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fuck it suck it and pluck it nigggers
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Jared the guy on February 6, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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you people who cuss are so immature |
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me again! on February 21, 2005 @ 6:35 pm |
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THIS IS SO STUPID........ THIS SITE SUXS ASS... IT NEEDS TO LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Eamon on February 23, 2005 @ 9:37 am |
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How do you confuse a retard?
put him in a round room, and tell him to go sit in the corner. |
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Kandi Koated on February 24, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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i liked the joke and Ajoy,Jay Jay, & Eamon’s comments. |
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joe smoe on February 24, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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little boy blue he needed the money |
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fucker on March 12, 2005 @ 8:34 pm |
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FUCK YOU ALL BITCHES::
How do you fit 20 jews in a phonebooth
-stick a quarter in there
How do you get them out?
-squeeze in a Nazi |
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mo lester on March 17, 2005 @ 9:36 pm |
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I am a molester
that rimed boysand girls
michael is my idol
want to have some fun come to neverland and meet me
P.s. bring extra undy wandies I like the ones with superman on them |
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Alicia on March 20, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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hello send me funny shyt ya dot damn ball hair. |
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scott on March 28, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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send me some fucken shit |
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steve'o on March 30, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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THE FUCKING STEW-PID ASS JOKE I EVER READ!!!!! |
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bbbbbb on April 9, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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fucer why wont you just *^(* of |
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h on April 9, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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h |
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NORA LOVER on May 19, 2005 @ 12:09 am |
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THIS WAS SO FUCKIN FUNNY I GOT A BONNER. |
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SAUL on May 19, 2005 @ 12:14 am |
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MISS.LOPEZ IS A FUCIN BITCH. |
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MISS.LOPEZ on May 19, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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IM SO LONELY I FUCK ANYONE IJACKOFF TO MY STUDENTS . |
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FATASS on May 19, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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I AM SO FAT THAT NO ONE LIKES ME I HAVE A FAKE BOYFRIEND MY TELL ME SHIT AND I JUST CRY MY NAME IS STEP ON ME FROM CALIPAT RENNY IF YOU READ THIS GO OUT WITH ME I WILL FUCK YOU AND EAT OF DICK . MY NAME IS STEFANY ROCHA. |
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fucker on June 1, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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ur all high that was funny as fuck |
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skittlez on June 2, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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sum1 im me at SexNweedLover420 |
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modesto209er on June 9, 2005 @ 6:15 pm |
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those jokes were wack ass hell, they wasted about 30 seconds of my life, A-N crew |
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Kelsey on June 25, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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funny |
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Fat Bastard on July 22, 2005 @ 3:01 pm |
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I guess the joke is all you dumb ass people were stupid enough to read all of these things. Now thats fucking funny ass shit. |
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stacie on July 27, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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i love this site
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jes on August 19, 2005 @ 11:52 am |
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you all are a bunch of assholes |
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jon on September 2, 2005 @ 3:12 pm |
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your a fuckin ass hole meow master |
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Rachel on September 21, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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It was alright, I’ve heard much better "dirty jokes" but it wan’t all that bad... |
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um on September 21, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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for the person that called everyone stupid for reading this, what makes him any smarter beacuse he was reading it to...... DUMBASS grow the fuck up. And yes i am a black chick |
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chump on September 21, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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All that stuff is from a Scotish Comedian....Billy Connely |
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shadow on October 11, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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these are funny ass jokes |
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memphis 10 on October 21, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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all these so called jokes are BORING and I have wasted my valuable time reading this garbage. Get a life!!! |
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fuckface on October 23, 2005 @ 10:31 am |
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rightnut leftnut dick in the middle |
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Rabbit hole on November 7, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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Know the difference between a blow job and a big mac?
no?
Want to go to lunch? |
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~ADRI~ on November 8, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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SMOKE WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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fucker on November 16, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
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I love to fuck her and fuck her |
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hotfucker on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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i love 2 have sex. makes me feel good!!! ahhhh.......nice!! any free porns?? hahaha...... |
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I AM WISE AS HELL on November 23, 2005 @ 10:49 am |
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LISTEN YOU, ASS JOKES! IT WAS SOOOO FUNNY THAT I FORGOT TO LAUGH |
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vagina licker on March 28, 2006 @ 9:48 am |
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i like vaginas |
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hott_n_horney on July 25, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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*ahem* ebaumsworld.com *ahem* |
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