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Kiss My Ass
Posted by: Shaun on November 11, 2004 @ 3:23 pm
| An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail. The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don’t shine. He dropped the horse’s tail, stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon."Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?""Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.""And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked."Nope, but it keeps me from lickin’ ’em." |
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Jay&Jay on November 12, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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Shaun an his jokes = Shit |
| From: |
da punisher on November 13, 2004 @ 6:43 am |
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fuck u suck man u suck fucken hell dats all i hav 2 say
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???????????????? on November 13, 2004 @ 10:17 am |
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I agree with Jay&Jay |
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uhhhhhhhhhh on November 14, 2004 @ 11:30 am |
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that was juss to dumb man dont post ne more jokes u mite get ure ass kicked |
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Mattress Man on November 14, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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I have succeeded in my attempts of of creating a artificial earthquake. Here, watch!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~P.S: joke sucked shit.
seriously.
And who put five stars on it?
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?????????????? on November 16, 2004 @ 6:54 am |
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that was fuckin joke ..
no one can lick BOOBS by readin dat joke ...
it was not at all a sexy joke or a BOOBY joke |
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Doomfest23 on November 16, 2004 @ 11:51 am |
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Dude, that sucked balls man. |
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yea yea on November 20, 2004 @ 4:24 pm |
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disgus...please..never again...never again, oh the humanity, never again |
| From: |
Shaun on November 20, 2004 @ 7:24 pm |
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popular joke |
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matt newton on November 24, 2004 @ 4:26 pm |
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while your at it you should just lick its balls\
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| From: |
ljf;alsjf;lasjf;asj; on November 29, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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hey matt newton, u from Kansas? |
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wtf on December 5, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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i am always interested in what Jay&Jay has to say!!!
p.s i totally agree with Jay&Jay and all the other people who think the same
Love always wtf |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 5:58 am |
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btw i can already tell you a guy.
Sorry if i’s wrong. |
| From: |
jack on December 25, 2004 @ 2:23 am |
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dude awesome joke. you’re really funny |
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Junior on March 29, 2005 @ 7:52 pm |
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This joke blowed...It should not be here..It trully sux |
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