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Crack in the Shoe!
Posted by: Julius Glass-Shady on November 19, 2004 @ 9:44 am
> > Giorgio arrived in the United States from Italy about six months ago.
> > He walks to work every day and passes the same shoe store. Each
> > day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of
> > Boccelli leather shoes.
> > After about two months he saves the $400.00 the shoes cost, and
> > purchases them. Each Friday night the Italian community gets together
> > at a dance at the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity
> > to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes to the dance.
> > He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do
> > you wear red panties tonight?"
> > Sophia, startled, says "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight,
> > but how do you know? "Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my
> > new $400.00 Boccelli leather shoes, how do you like them?
> >
> > Next he asks Rosato dance, and after a few minutes he
> > says to her "Rosa!, do you wear white panties tonight?"Rosaanswers,
> > "Yes, Giorgio, I do but how do you know that." He answers, "I see
> > the reflection in my new $400.00 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you
> > like them?"
> > Now the evening is almost over
> > and the last song is being played. Giorgio asks Carmella to dance.
> > Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Carmella, be
> > stilla my heart, please, please tella me you wear no panties tonight,
> > please, please, tella me this isa true." Carmella answers, "Yes, yes
> > Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight." Giorgio gasps and says,
> >
> > "Thanka God...
> >
> > I thought I had a CRACK in my $400.00 Boccelli leather shoes."
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| From: |
yea yea on November 20, 2004 @ 3:39 pm |
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I liked that one...really nice...two thumbs up! |
| From: |
purrfect on November 20, 2004 @ 3:42 pm |
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yup klkl |
| From: |
Ayrian on November 20, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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I am 19 and I thought this joke sucked any waysa call me my phone# is (916)3086679 |
| From: |
lil player on November 20, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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i thought the joke was fuckin funny |
| From: |
Jayli on November 27, 2004 @ 2:12 pm |
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i didn’t even bother to read it. It’s to long |
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Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 5:05 am |
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With this guy^ |
| From: |
Magdora on December 9, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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hehehe nice joke, that was funny funny, and its not that long considering, and word for the wise, spell correctly if you are going to insult (hint hint) |
| From: |
girl who loves sex.. on September 2, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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he should have had sex or raped her straight away...
better joke cause is long..
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| From: |
g on October 1, 2006 @ 11:12 pm |
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your jokea sucksa the nutsa!
you stupid bastard. |
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