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Im the Reason that clubs close early
Posted by: Operaman on November 20, 2004 @ 7:13 pm
Top Ten Reasons It sucks to be a dick:
10. You’ve got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you’re Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
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| From: |
iamtheoneandonly on November 24, 2004 @ 9:21 am |
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class man... but ive heard it all before |
| From: |
blazed420girl on December 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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omfg that was a good one |
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