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Posted by: ..9900 on November 21, 2004 @ 5:30 pm

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At midnight Johnny was gonna get a glass of water, but then suddenly he heard a squeaking sound from his parent’s bedroom. He went inside and saw them fucking each other, so then Johnny asked "mommy? daddy? what r u doing?" his dad answeared "umm mommy and daddy is playing". Next morning his dad went to Johnny’s bedroom to wake him up, but then he saw him and his dog fucking each other so his dad yelled " WHAT THE HELL R U DOING! JOHNNY!!" Johnny answeared "I’m just playing with my dog daddy, the same game that you played with mommy"


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From: Heather on November 22, 2004 @ 11:24 am
Comment: I think this joke is stupid!

From: KO!!_haha on November 23, 2004 @ 9:28 am
Comment: it sucks ass!!!!

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.

From: stacey on November 24, 2004 @ 3:10 pm
Comment: what?

From: ,,,,, on November 25, 2004 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: wtf is this joke? i wonder if michel jackson and santa clus made that joke...

From: z0z on November 26, 2004 @ 7:34 am
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA JAY&JAY’A MAMMA GOT FUCKED BY JONNY

THAT WAS FUCKIN SHIT

CAN I HAVE YA NUMBER STACY

I GOT A BIG PENIS

From: Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 5:03 am
Comment: Yo wtf is this?
I just got here and my names all over it.

From: Jay&Jay on November 28, 2004 @ 10:32 pm
Comment: ... and so is my cum

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Comment: sdDskdhiwqfIG IKwqf cbikI,Kqfi ,IFqi bfiqgFGil WUIFIFGiqwfILF



















I LIKE SEX

From: justin on December 2, 2004 @ 10:47 am
Comment: this whole web site sucks assssssssssssssssssssssssssss

From: Travis on December 2, 2004 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: Dumb...just dumb

From: Officer Handratty on December 2, 2004 @ 2:30 pm
Comment: Blow me

From: bobby on December 2, 2004 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: thats is so crap my nan lafted

From: Amber on December 3, 2004 @ 8:25 pm
Comment: Theres only 4 letters and 1 word 4 it S H I T shit

From: Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 5:50 am
Comment: Do you have a fanticy of useing my name or somthing?
It’s getting really old so why can’t you just drop the shit and just chill and fucking read jokes?

From: Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 5:44 pm
Comment: and i said that because what u say hurts, ur making me cry! How do think it feels, being me!

From: Stoner133 :Jay&Jay: on December 11, 2004 @ 2:55 pm
Comment: yeah yeah,whatever.....

From: Breanna on December 17, 2004 @ 6:58 pm
Comment: I think that that is the funnyest joke I"ve ever heard! and just to let you know I do the same thing as jay&jay. And Im in my teens too.

From: Stoner133 on December 24, 2004 @ 1:06 am
Comment: Are you hot and in your teens?
this is Jay&Jay by the way.

From: shro0m chick on January 7, 2005 @ 2:31 am
Comment: WELL IF YA WANT MY OPINION.... I THINK THAT THE COMMENTS ARE MORE FUNNY THAN THE FUCKING JOKES!!!!!

From: like you care... on March 9, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: That was fuken weird!

   
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