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The Farmer and the Hippie
Posted by: britt on December 1, 2004 @ 4:12 pm
A hippie is walking along when he sees a farm. he decides to see if he can spend the night. the lady says sure but he has to stay in the barn.
The next morning the lady went out to the barn and the hippie had painted her donkey purple.She told him to leave immediatly,so he did.
a couple weeks later he comes back and asks if he could spend the night. the lady agrees as long as he slept on the porch so she could keep a closer eye on him. The next morning she wakes up and her cat had been shaved. She tells the hippie to leave and if he ever came back she would call the cops.
A few weeks later the hippie returns asking for forgivness and a place to stay. the lady forgives him but says that he has to sleep on the coach and that if she wakes up to anything weird, she will call the cops.he agrees thankfully.
the next day the lady wakes up to the smell of bacon cooking. she goes into the kitchen and sees the hippie cooking breakfast in her jeans. she says,"that’s it, i’m calling the cops." when the operator picks up she says," Send the police! this hippie just painted my ass, shaved my pussy and stole my pants!!!!!!" |
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Simon Cowell on December 2, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
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Fucking hilarious.........if you are a 7 year old with virgin ears. I suggest you find a rope, hang yourself, and videotape the event so we can all rejoice. |
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CHICK on December 3, 2004 @ 2:00 am |
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THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG
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Patrick Evans on December 6, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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THATS SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (eww that sucks ass) |
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luke hopewell on December 7, 2004 @ 3:51 am |
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that fucking sucked if u want a joke look in the mirer |
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Jay&Jay on December 8, 2004 @ 5:42 am |
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I thought the joke was good.
But i don’t think anyone would say that like in the joke. |
| From: |
DJ on December 10, 2004 @ 12:09 am |
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Hey Luke last time I checked it was mirror! If your trying to insult someone it might be a good idea to atleast get the spelling correct. |
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shro0m chick on January 7, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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i thought it was purty funny |
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