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Return To The Pathetic Future
Posted by: Stoner133 on December 16, 2004 @ 4:24 pm

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On Christmas Eve night Santa came down the chiminey of a house where all these little boy’s live, he passes the Christmas Tree and went straight to the room where the little boys slept.

As he’s walking up the stairs, the kid’s daddy needed to take a piss, as he’s walking he sees Santa fondling the little boys in their room, Daddy walks over there and yells "who the fuck are you and what the hell you doin’?

Santa say’s "I’m Santa Claus,where the fuck are the milk and cookies"?

He say’s "Santa my ass" and run’s over there and pulls off his beard just to see Michael Jackson’s face.


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From: mexichik on December 18, 2004 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! that was funny

From: OaSiS on December 19, 2004 @ 9:10 am
Comment: God u suck u sicko

From: taco on December 19, 2004 @ 9:11 am
Comment: I AGREE THAT JOKE WAS WRONG AND IT WAS NOT FUNNY

From: Mr. Librande on December 19, 2004 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: You still talking about that one time Michael came to our house? Can’t let it go can you? haha

From: Talia sux for free on December 21, 2004 @ 6:06 pm
Comment: hey if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com

Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox

ps:I got dildo’s and webcam and i take it in the ass,dick size don’t matter as long as i can eat the sperm over and over it’s all good.(loco hint hint)

From: Talia loves Loco on December 24, 2004 @ 2:07 am
Comment: if there is any guys/girls (bisexual girls) wanna cyber with me and flirt alot then email me at lovin_darlin@hotmail.com or my yahoo is BigTitties_Talia1986

Love you all
xoxoxoxoxox

ps:I got dildo’s and webcam and i take it in the ass,dick size don’t matter as long as i can eat the sperm over and over it’s all good.(loco hint hint)

From: WTF on January 2, 2005 @ 12:45 am
Comment: Hahaha very funny you unoriginal little fucker

From: shro0m chick on January 7, 2005 @ 2:17 am
Comment: you guyses leave him alone! i thought it was good.... anything that has to do with michael jackson is funny! and talia, stop stalking loco dammit!!

From: dave on November 6, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: ha ha ha ha haha haha ha ha ha hee ha ha teehee ha ha.......that was shite

   
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