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lil johnny
Posted by: PLaya on December 18, 2004 @ 10:37 am
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn’t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her ass. I reached over and pulled it out. That’s when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don’t do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with another black eye. Johnny’s father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn’t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her ass. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn’t like this, so I pushed it back in!"
rate that!
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chris on December 20, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
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that is one of the most stupidest jokes i have ever heard. its like you are saying the same thing 2 times in a row. It is so boaring. |
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Snarky on December 22, 2004 @ 5:28 pm |
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Lame. |
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fuk u talia on December 30, 2004 @ 3:32 pm |
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ok joke cud b betta
bt talia get sum self respect girl!!!
or a chatroom we dnt wanna hear ur shit!!! |
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Shera on July 27, 2005 @ 11:31 am |
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This joke was ok but i heard that alreay. It wuznt joke u get a ha ha out of try harder next time sorry |
| From: |
*~*TRAVIESA*~* on July 30, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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THAT IS THE MOST LAME SHIT I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE THAT IS SO FUCKEN STUPID |
| From: |
Diana on August 17, 2005 @ 11:23 am |
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the joke was ok and talkin bout every 1 else make ur self feel betta?
w/e the joke waz OK |
| From: |
CNB on August 19, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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good |
| From: |
isaac and ryan on August 21, 2005 @ 10:26 am |
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IT WAS FUCKING FUNNYEST SHIT WE EVER HEARD |
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ALLIECAT on August 27, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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I’VE ALREADY HEARD IT IT’S KINDA OLD |
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sparky on September 11, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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i thoughtthat was stuiped |
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big country on September 21, 2005 @ 2:55 pm |
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I liked it. I got a hoot out of it.
Try this one on for size:
What the difference betweem a nigger and a snow tire?
The snow tire dont sing when u put chains on it. GIT ER DUN!! |
| From: |
subas poudel on September 21, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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that joke is a ok, it’s not the the joke that makes the used to joke readers make laugh it makes laugh those who had never any jokes |
| From: |
meranda on October 2, 2005 @ 12:28 am |
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this joke was not even funny at all you need more details in it good try but i needs to be funny |
| From: |
fhg on October 11, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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jj |
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zien on October 11, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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nice |
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alexis on October 14, 2005 @ 11:22 am |
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the joke was aight but not better than the others it could have been better than what it was but i guess it will be aiight. yall shold have added more detail and i dont think that it should have been in a church setting because that is just so fuckin disrespectful on yall part it could have been at a regular school or somethng if yall knew that the joke was going to be like that. but if i was the teacher i would have smacked the shit outta lil jhonny ass to. |
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babygurlshauntay on October 21, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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that was a good joke, and i think it is better then some of them out there!!! |
| From: |
mnm on October 21, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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yeah |
| From: |
sexy les on October 25, 2005 @ 11:46 am |
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCkkkked that was one of the worst jokes ever
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Me on October 262005 on October 27, 2005 @ 11:51 am |
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The joke was funny! I love lil Jonny bad lil self. |
| From: |
Lady Beezy!! on November 17, 2005 @ 12:06 pm |
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HAHAHAHA!!!!!! That joke was funny..... i love lil jhonnys bad ass!!!!! |
| From: |
fredsky1011 on November 18, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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was a good 20 years ago |
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Tay_Tay_FIRE_AZZ on January 1, 2006 @ 11:42 am |
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THE JOKE WAS COOL BUT IT DIDN"T MAKE ME LAUGH SO TRY BETTER CAUSE THAT SHIT WAS SO FUCKIN STUPID BUT OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA LOL :) |
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lil one on January 3, 2006 @ 11:46 am |
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this joke was off the heazy for sheazy |
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smegz on February 7, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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shit |
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Mrs. bowwow on April 7, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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I think it was alright but i think someone else could have did much better
if he wold have told the joke better
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yo mamma on April 9, 2006 @ 8:37 am |
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holy s#$t dude |
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varian on April 17, 2006 @ 10:42 am |
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that was a soild joke i like jus as much as i liked the other rest of lil johnny jokes
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Temp on May 2, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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That joke was stupid. Come on johnny you slippin |
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myra on May 2, 2006 @ 12:20 pm |
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Little Johnny walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless. "Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts.
"Well Johnny," she says, these are balloons and when you die they inflate and float you up to heaven." Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.
Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen.
"Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!"
"Little Johnny what do you mean?" says his mother.
"Well she’s out in the garden shed, lying on the floor. Both of her balloons are out. Dad’s blowing them up, and she keeps yelling, "God, I’m coming! God, I’m coming!!" |
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T- boy on May 11, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEE |
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BOBBY on May 13, 2006 @ 7:34 am |
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The Jokes was nice and did wish I had a teacher just like Johnny did !! Ha Ha Ha ha !! |
| From: |
midnightBitch09 on May 14, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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that was fucking lame as hell. who wuld ever say somethang like that
BORING as Hell |
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sexydazi on May 19, 2006 @ 2:43 pm |
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it wuz aiight but yal can do betta |
| From: |
mutha humpa on June 19, 2006 @ 4:17 pm |
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the jokes only aS GOOD AS THE PERSON TELLING IT SOOO,,,,, YOU SUCCKKKK!!!!!!! |
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brandiesue on July 9, 2006 @ 11:49 pm |
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i really liked the joke...i thought i was funny!!..and i think everyone else who doesn’t like it needs to go straight to hell and stop being so damn rude...if u dont like it..u dont like it...no need to be a bytch or asshole about it..DAMN |
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brandie on July 9, 2006 @ 11:49 pm |
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lil johnny catches his parents having sex one night..then proceeds to ask what they are doing...so his dad says "we’re making u a baby brother" all excited lil johnny goes to bed...the next day lil johnny’s daddy comes home from work to find lil johnny crying on the porch step..he asks.."Lil johnny last night u went to bed all happy what is wrong with u today?" Lil Johnny sobs and says.."well u know that baby brother u and mommy we’remaking last night?...well the milk man came by and ate him today!!" |
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mari on August 1, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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thats was funny |
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j on September 12, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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next |
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asc on October 7, 2006 @ 11:33 pm |
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That was a good one! Could have been better! But it was good! |
| From: |
poop on October 7, 2006 @ 11:36 pm |
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that was very stupid and not funny..................... |
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sexybully on October 19, 2006 @ 11:28 pm |
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dat wuz kool but i no yal can do betta |
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