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Rubber Ducky
Posted by: Eric Brown on December 23, 2004 @ 3:31 am

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One day this kid was scared so he asked his dad if he could sleep with him he said "Yea sure but i sleep naked so dont look under the covers" the son looked under the covers and said wats that daddy thats my rubber ducky. can i play with ur rubber ducky. not right now son. the kid woke up in the middle of the night and said "can i play with it now?" the dad was haft asleep and said "yea sure". that morning the dad woke up and said wat happend to his wife and she said ask ur son he said "son wat happend"?he said "i was playing with ur rubber ducky and it spit at me so i bit its head off".


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From: Mary on January 2, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Comment: that was not only lame but i think it should go in the disgusting pedafile category

From: Caryn on March 12, 2005 @ 4:39 pm
Comment: that was fucking nasty
reminds me of Michial Jackson
and the poor little boys

From: Tiffany on July 22, 2005 @ 2:53 pm
Comment: Thats nasty!! but kinna funny

From: scott on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am
Comment: that was fuked

   
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