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Holy Mother
Posted by: Shannon on December 29, 2004 @ 10:18 pm

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Holy mother full of grace
Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him away from other girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Put his hands where they belong
Bless his dick the one I sucked
Bless the bed in which we fucked
And if my mom happend to walk in
Bless the shit that I’ll be in


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From: bradley sheehan on December 31, 2004 @ 11:03 pm
Comment: that is so funny it scares the shit right out of me

From: Talia on January 4, 2005 @ 4:00 am
Comment: lol

From: Jenna on January 5, 2005 @ 12:10 am
Comment: That was original. I likes it. lol.

From: Stoner133 on January 5, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: Good joke.

From: Cinna on January 16, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
Comment: That is the best joke I’ve read so far.

From: Kandi Koated on February 21, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
Comment: WHAT’S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was tite!!!!!

From: C.Kiss on March 14, 2005 @ 12:00 am
Comment: that wus funny

From: jo4shane on May 30, 2005 @ 11:59 am
Comment: dis joke was really funny keep um comin lol

   
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