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Whorehouse-Lucy
Posted by: Mary on January 2, 2005 @ 1:47 pm

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This man went to a whore house for the first time. He asked the lady, "what can i get for $150?" At this whore house that wasnt very much so the lady gave him one of the nastiest women there. She replied "Yes here i will take you to Lucy’s room." So he got into the room and the started bangin. It was starting to hurt like scraping his penis so he said "man whats wrong with your pussy. its painful" so she said " ok let me go shave maybe that will help" so she went to the bathroom to shave and came back about 10 minutes later and they started bangin again he was amazed at how much better it was. he said "wow i cant believe shaving made this much of a difference" then she replied " oh yeah well i picked some scabs too"


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From: wblueyez14 on January 5, 2005 @ 12:21 am
Comment: that was pretty funny lol!!!!!

From: Mary on January 5, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
Comment: thanks..i thought so too!! haha

From: Sassygurl101 on January 6, 2005 @ 12:31 am
Comment: itz alrite but dang gurl u dnt have 2 go dat far dat shits nasty!!!!!!!!

From: Mary on January 6, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
Comment: well this is the DIRTY jokes category

From: worldsmost wanted on January 7, 2005 @ 1:28 am
Comment: thats probably the funniest joke ever, sassy is right tho, u did go kinda far but DAMN that shit was fucking genuis

From: ?? on January 7, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Comment: u are all obviously on drugs!!! If the joke made sense be as nasty as u want. it would seem all it takes is a dirty c**t and u’s lot r laughing.

From: Mary on January 7, 2005 @ 6:45 pm
Comment: ok...wow...whatever you just said did not make sense...hmmm..ok...but whatever on to worldsmostwanted...thanks.

From: Dylan on February 10, 2005 @ 2:29 am
Comment: god ?? your laim, its a fucken joke, if a guy said that it wouldnt fucken matter, so get ova it

From: K8 on August 5, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: You’re all a bunch of losers

From: Katie on November 4, 2005 @ 7:20 am
Comment: this joke is very random

From: nico on April 24, 2006 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: wow, this is the first joke that made me quiver. bleh, nasty--it was an ok joke.

   
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