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LRRD and BBW
Posted by: smack on January 9, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Little Red Riding Hood was skipping thru the forest on her way to Grandma’s house. While she was skipping along she spied the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a log. She said, "Ah, Big Bad Wolf, what big eyes you have." With that the Big Bad Wolf jumped up and ran away in the woods. Continuing on her way, Little Red Riding Hood spied the Big Bad Wolf a few moments later hiding behind a bush. She said, "Ah, Big Bad Wolf, what big ears you have." The Big Bad Wolf jumped up again and ran off into the woods. About ten minutes later, Little Red Riding Hood saw the Big Bad Wolf yet again! This time he was crouched behind a big rock. She said, "Big Bad Wolf, what big teeth you have!"
With this, the Big Bad Wolf stood up and yelled, "Listen bitch! Can I get some privacy? I am trying to take a shit!"
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wow on January 11, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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u gotta make it shorter anyways it was shitty and horrible n it aint funny even wit the shit part it aint funny |
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fuckyou on January 14, 2005 @ 6:30 pm |
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you suck like shit my grand ma who is all ready dead can make a better joke u fuckin dick from my grandpa: fuckyou dick |
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ew on January 28, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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ur sick, fuckyou |
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Maggie. on February 2, 2005 @ 9:38 pm |
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Yeah..so I have to say something about your idiotic comments. Really, I do.
wow-- If it was shorter, would you still complain? I bet you would. You could just say ’It’s not good’ But you have to go on and on, and make yourself sound even more retarded then you really are.
fuckyou--I don’t think anyone can ’suck like shit’ I also don’t think you should compare your dead grandma to anyone as a comeback. And i’m sure your grandpa, really said that. Also, you’re fucking weird. Animal lover....eck. |
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gary on June 4, 2005 @ 12:44 am |
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great joke.
split my gut laffin. |
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lolluy on June 4, 2005 @ 9:20 am |
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fucku u a bastard shut ya gob !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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insane on June 4, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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holy #@why am i cencoring this word? that dog can type, man |
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truely stupid on June 4, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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hey i only thought isrielites are sheperds, how can a german be a sheperd |
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A on July 16, 2005 @ 11:10 am |
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i was expecting a "what a big dick u have" twist but whatev |
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Smart Person on April 24, 2006 @ 3:39 pm |
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Maggie, your retorts were naive. Here is why: Someone CAN suck like shit. It is a simile. Shit is really smelly, nasty, and has a bad rep. If someone says you SUCK like SHIT, then he is really dissing on you. Secondly, the way "fuckyou" used his dead grandma as an insult was good. Again, it is just a comparison. He is showing just how much he feels this joke sucks. As for the grandpa thing, damn girl, he is just trying to be humorous. |
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