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Posted by: -x-carly-x- on January 17, 2005 @ 6:31 am

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theres a man and women sitting in bed and the man says ’id really lyk 2 take a picture of your boobs’ the lady replies y? he says so i can hang it on my wall and look at it everynite so she says ok go ahead. Then the lady says 2 the man can i take a picture of your penis and he replies y and she says so i can enlarge it!!!


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From: big boi on January 18, 2005 @ 8:14 am
Comment: that jokes was shit as fuck who ever made that is a crack head

From: james town on January 18, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
Comment: Ya that joke sucked ass

From: ryan on January 18, 2005 @ 2:40 pm
Comment: -x-carly-x- that kicked assssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

From: james on January 18, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: that was so fucking shit

From: james on January 18, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: that was so fucking shit

From: princess on January 23, 2005 @ 4:19 pm
Comment: yeah that joke was kinda funni but it was that good it was shity.....GO STEELERS ~N~ FALCONS!

From: j mine on January 23, 2005 @ 8:35 pm
Comment: that joke was tight all u fuckin guy out their are just pissed cause you know its true!!!!!!

From: latinaBabe on January 24, 2005 @ 6:19 pm
Comment: j mine, u r so so right! it seems like guys are getting smaller every day!

From: -x-carly-x- on January 25, 2005 @ 4:26 am
Comment: cheers 4 all the comments and all the people that dont lyk suk out ur mums a fot a hoe! get a fukin sense of humour u fukin losers!!

From: -x-carly-x- on January 25, 2005 @ 6:53 pm
Comment: Thats Right Eagles And Pats In The Superbowl princess bitch

From: SoInLuv on February 2, 2005 @ 12:14 am
Comment: Size don’t fuckin’ matter....it’s how they use it!!!!!

From: Maggie. on February 2, 2005 @ 9:25 pm
Comment: Alright. So for the most part, the joke was pretty much, okay. But, for you stupid people commenting, here’s what I have to say:)
1.’big boi’- I don’t think anything can be ’shit as fuck’ and making a bad joke, doesn’t make someone a crack head, because if it did, they probably would not be making jokes, but obviously, doing crack.:)
2.’latinaBabe’- Uh, yeah. Guys are getting smaller everyday? Not every guy shrinks. Well, maybe you’re referring to how many guys you’ve seen? And if it’s that, damn, you must have seen a lot, to say that they are getting smaller every day. Come on, be intelligent.
3. -x-carly-x- Nice joke, but please, be a tad bit more correct when you’re typing, come on. ’all the people that don’t ’lyk’ suk out ur mums a fot a hoe? my god.
And finally.
’SoInLove’
Size matters. You know it and so do I. If a guys | | this small, you think he’s going to be able to use it? Seriously.

From: -x-carly-x- on February 4, 2005 @ 9:53 am
Comment: maggie thanx for lykin my joke but shut the fuk up i didnt want a hole essay u sound lyk some old fukin women!!

From: dalyla on February 17, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
Comment: good one

From: Unbiased on April 24, 2006 @ 3:38 pm
Comment: Maggie, size truly does not matter. In fact, average size penis’ are preffered over longer ones because they are able to hit the girl’s g-spot in her vagina more compactly. Also, the guy’s stamina varies regardless of their penis size, and the stamina is what makes sex pleasurable to women, NOT how far into their pussy their dick reaches. So, make sure you know what your talking about before you criticize people, dumb whore

   
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