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two men and a woman on an island...
Posted by: Jimmy on January 18, 2005 @ 11:03 pm

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Two men and a woman are trapped on an island and can’t figure out how to leave the island. The trees didn’t float and couldn’t be made into a raft and so on and so forth.

So eventually nature takes its course and both of the men end up having sex with the woman.

However the woman starts feeling bad about having sex with both the men and can’t pick one over the other. She gets so torn up about it that she committs suicide.

So now there are only the two men stuck on the island, and one thing leads to another, nature takes its course...

One day one of the men says to the other "I don’t feel right about this, I mean, I think this is wrong. We have to stop." so the other man is very understanding and agrees with the other and they decide to stop.

The next morning the two men bury the woman.


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From: Hem on January 19, 2005 @ 11:40 am
Comment: YOUR NANS A MORON

From: TRAVIS on January 19, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: THAT IS SICK...BUT FUNNY

From: 1FoulFuckingPrick on January 19, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Comment: I fucking love it...

Nice one,buddy...

Pocking the past on,hey?

Laying the late lamented....SEXUALINTERCORPSE...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....Fucking funny,mate....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

From: Sade' on January 19, 2005 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: SUCK but very funny you rule dude

From: klejkldshgjklg on January 19, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: Thats sick, but quite funny

From: HAHA on January 23, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: FUNNY!!

From: DUMM on January 24, 2005 @ 3:33 am
Comment: I DONT GET IT

From: TONI AND MICHAEL on January 24, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
Comment: LOL

From: my name on January 25, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
Comment: awesome

From: dude on January 26, 2005 @ 9:16 am
Comment: dat iz fcuking crap u dick who ever made dis joke

From: pimp on January 28, 2005 @ 7:35 pm
Comment: that joke was twisted but fucking awsome

From: Jim on January 30, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: I know it’s sick, thats why it’s in the "dirty jokes" area. oh and "dude" learn to spell.

From: me on February 2, 2005 @ 10:23 am
Comment: Jimmy, one word... NICE!

From: Maggie. on February 2, 2005 @ 9:13 pm
Comment: Nacrophelia. (sp?) I don’t know. That was nice though. Made me giggle, a little. *thumbs up* Still sick though.

From: Dog Boner on February 8, 2005 @ 4:58 pm
Comment: Very Dog boner!! two dog boners up!

From: Horndog on February 15, 2005 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: I was one of those men. We became so ashamed of what we were doing after we buried her that we dug her up!

From: Maggie's girl on February 16, 2005 @ 6:37 pm
Comment: I’m Maggie’s girl. Maggie, I love you.

From: Da_DuDe on February 18, 2005 @ 1:46 am
Comment: STUUUUPPPIIDDD!!!!yet can say funny

From: CountryBoy on February 18, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: That was a funny joke.

From: on June 13, 2005 @ 7:58 pm
Comment: thats just sick

From: dabobsucker on December 18, 2005 @ 3:45 am
Comment: that is nice. where do u find dirty websites

From: Clyde on January 9, 2006 @ 11:10 am
Comment: it got me hard.

From: da kick on January 23, 2006 @ 11:03 am
Comment: my as is funnier then that joke........ that fucking stupid

From: soupafreak on August 13, 2006 @ 8:04 am
Comment: that was Sick, Vulgar and Disgusting......I loved It.

From: sidharth on August 29, 2006 @ 3:13 pm
Comment: good joke... very good.

   
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