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Farted and....
Posted by: PimpinSteve69 on January 20, 2005 @ 1:11 pm
This Joke is not dirty but most ppl look in this are...whomever thinks i cant
speel FUCK U i cant.
There are 3 guys flying in an airplane, an american, a jap, and an
mexican. So they fly over their country and threw things over them in
respect, the american throws a golden star over and says i love my
country, the jap throws a silver star over and says i love my country, then
the mexican says i hate my country and throughs a bomb over. The next
day the go see where their things landed. The american finds a little boy
crying and he says, "Whats the matter little boy?" and he replies "Last
night we were eating dinner and a golden star came down and killed my
daddy. Then the Jap finds a little girl crying, and he says "whats the matter
little girl", she says "Last night we were eating dinner and a silver star
cmae down and killed my mommy. And then the mexican finds a little boy
craking up so hard he was crying, and the jap says "Whats so funny kid?"
and the boy replies "Last night we were eating dinner, and i farted and the
house blew up." |
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| From: |
boo on January 21, 2005 @ 2:17 pm |
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boo |
| From: |
spencer on January 22, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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PimpinSteve? Pimp your sorry ass outta here. |
| From: |
sambo on January 22, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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give it up you illiterate jerkoff |
| From: |
kristy on January 22, 2005 @ 10:15 pm |
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i dont know wat yall were smokin caus that joke was funny |
| From: |
abc 123 on January 23, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
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kristy are you blonde only dumb persons like that joke |
| From: |
Cyber Pie on January 23, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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omfg you guys are retards THIS is why jokes arent for stupid people |
| From: |
BLONDIE>>>HOTTIE... on January 25, 2005 @ 8:49 pm |
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I LIKE DAT JOKE AND IM BLONDE SO WAT DA FUK U SURE U NOT BLONDE WAT DIS ABC 123 FUK WAT DA HELL.....>>>>MWA IM HOT.... |
| From: |
uu suck on January 27, 2005 @ 12:56 pm |
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ur such a retard hottie
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| From: |
understandable teen on January 27, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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Why do you guyes have to be so mean to blonds. The color of their hair doesn’t represent how much they can understand nor how much they know. And in case you were wondering, I am a natural brunette. Maybe you should quit discriminating against other people and take a look in the mirror. |
| From: |
BLONDE AND HOT>>> on January 27, 2005 @ 9:17 pm |
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UU SUCK>>>>U NEED 2 GET A LIFE>>>OR GO DIE>>>FUK>>>AND UNDERSTANDABLE TEEN YEAH DATS RITE I AGREE U GO GIRL>>>> |
| From: |
maria on January 28, 2005 @ 12:04 pm |
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u guys are both really sad and really deserve eachother |
| From: |
Understandable teen on January 28, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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Why do we suk? Perhaps it’s because you have the education of a two year old and you don’t even know what discrimination means you freak. |
| From: |
pimp on January 28, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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that was a good joke
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| From: |
Wow on January 28, 2005 @ 10:04 pm |
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no1 gives a flying fuck if your blonde or not!!! blondes aren’t the hottest either. and stop with the motherfucking caps. |
| From: |
hootie on January 29, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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ur either on drugs or need to be on drugs u fucking feltcher |
| From: |
Maggie on February 2, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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Hahaha...Great:| Really great. I enjoyed this joke. It was really funny. *thumbs up* Blonde wtfever...Take some advice..you dearly need it-
1.Turn off your caps-lock.
2. Stop calling yourself hott, we don’t care, and even if we did, we don’t know you anyway.
3. Learn how to type.
4. Use a dictionary.
And Finally...
5. Stop being a little egotistical bitch, nobody gives a shit that ’you’re blonde and you get the joke’ |
| From: |
Me on February 14, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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Omg Maggie u sound like a legend! U go girl!!!!!!!!!
lol
Ok so i liked this joke! |
| From: |
Me on February 14, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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Omg Maggie u sound like a legend! U go girl!!!!!!!!!
lol
Ok so i liked this joke! |
| From: |
Maggie's girl on February 16, 2005 @ 6:36 pm |
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I’m Maggie’s girl. Maggie, I love you. |
| From: |
nipper on February 22, 2005 @ 3:30 am |
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this joke wuz fookin retarded! |
| From: |
Annoyed Muthafucka on March 3, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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understandable teen shut ur fucking mouth, bolndes r onli good for tewo things...dicks in mouth and penis up pussy so shut ur fukin ass and bend over hoe...fuck |
| From: |
goth bitch on March 30, 2005 @ 2:15 am |
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stop discriminating blondes, and im not blonde so shut up. the joke would have been funny if it weren’t so totally OLD. i’ve heard it since i woz 4. RETARDS. |
| From: |
Uninformed_Ranter on July 15, 2005 @ 12:34 am |
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You shouldn’t make fun of blondes. They’re people too. Sexy people who will love you with their mouth. The way you talk about blondes makes me angry. Angry enough to use the work fuck. There. I did it. Are you intimidated? You shoud be. Fuck is a bad word, my parents said so. Their vocabulary, the words you know how to say, isn’t very big either. I have to go now, but when I come back, I’m going to take your opinions seriously and engage in bitter childish theatrics, getting behind the cause of blondes.
Cause it’s certainly something to give a fuck about. |
| From: |
sl_uk on August 24, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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wat da hell is every ones prob, dat joke was really funny!!! |
| From: |
Es on September 13, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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Heard it before. Good joke, ;).
You people who didn’t like it, just say you didn’t like it. No need to shove your mouth on some asshole’s cock. |
| From: |
sizzles on December 4, 2005 @ 11:58 am |
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funny |
| From: |
umm... on April 24, 2006 @ 3:38 pm |
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blondes are also good for dick up ass |
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