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learning to shag
Posted by: gaz on January 25, 2005 @ 5:54 am

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a mnas wants to giv hes new brid a good stuffing but doesnt no how to cuz hes a vigrin, he gets sum avicde from a mate and says thank, he takes hes bird out that night and when he gets hers home he geos to her ok get ready, im goign to do you now he says, knee down on all fours and illl go behind yous, oh goody she thinks, im gonna get me sum doggy she says to her self. then the boy freind tries to put it pu her butt and she says oi not there, huh he says, she says ur not puting that thing up my butt, then what else am i going to do, this is how i was taught by my mate he syas!!


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From: BLONDIE>>>HOTTIE.. on January 25, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Comment: HEY I LOVE IT KEEP IT UP....AND EVERY 1 PLZ SAY ITS GOOD...4 ME ...... MWA LUV ME...

From: Hells Bells on January 26, 2005 @ 10:24 am
Comment: I want to know if there’s a time limit when writing out your jokes? As blokes check s their spelling.......it gets confusing! ......... But hey thats funny.

From: bebop on January 26, 2005 @ 10:46 am
Comment: shame about the spelling, great joke thou

From: arvind on January 27, 2005 @ 8:08 am
Comment:
enough....

From: arvind on January 27, 2005 @ 8:10 am
Comment: a mnas wants to giv hes new brid a good stuffing but doesnt no how to cuz hes a vigrin, he gets sum avicde from a mate and says thank, he takes hes bird out that night and when he gets hers home he geos to her ok get ready, im goign to do you now he says, knee down on all fours and illl go behind yous, oh goody she thinks, im gonna get me sum doggy she says to her self. then the boy freind tries to put it pu her butt and she says oi not there, huh he says, she says ur not puting that thing up my butt, then what else am i going to do, this is how i was taught by my mate he syas!!

From: uu suck on January 27, 2005 @ 12:47 pm
Comment: yallllllllllllllll need 2 learn 2 spell

From: Travis on January 27, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
Comment: Please learn to spell!

From: me on January 27, 2005 @ 8:22 pm
Comment: you need to know how to s p e l l !

From: stripper on January 27, 2005 @ 9:07 pm
Comment: thats joke sucked, the correct spelling wouldn’t have helped

From: hadsome on January 27, 2005 @ 10:46 pm
Comment: DO YOU NO HOW TO SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

From: mo on January 28, 2005 @ 9:56 pm
Comment: wouldve been nice to understand wtf u were trying say!!

From: Jim on January 29, 2005 @ 12:57 am
Comment: good joke, nise spuleng dumas

From: God on January 30, 2005 @ 7:45 am
Comment: All round shit

From: tay on January 31, 2005 @ 12:53 am
Comment: didn’t you go to school gaz?

From: ass hole on January 31, 2005 @ 10:41 am
Comment: to blond hottie i like it but your comoinet was just stupid you dumb ass.

From: Translation. on February 2, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Comment: A man wants to give his new bird a good ’stuffing’ but doesn’t know how to because he is a virgin. He gets some advice from a mate(friend) and says thanks. He takes his bird out that night and when he gets her home he goes to her ’okay get ready’ ’i’m going to do you know’ he says..’ kneel down on all fours and i’ll go behind you, ’oh goody’ she thinks, i’m gonna get me some doggy..she says to herself. Then the boyfriend tries to put it up her butt and she says no not in there, Huh? he says. She says ’You’re not putting that thing up my butt’ ’Huh, but this is what my mate taught me’



So , I’m sorry for the inconvenience of this person’s stupidity, but even with the translation, the joke is still fucking retarded.:) Anyone who wants to talk bout having sex with birds has serious issues.Oh, and ’BLONDIE>>>HOTTIE’, which i’m ever so sure you are, it wasn’t a great joke. Stop kidding yourself:)

From: ???????????? on February 3, 2005 @ 2:00 pm
Comment: It was a bunch of bullSHIT! P.S.don’t skip spelling class.

From: kb on February 5, 2005 @ 10:09 am
Comment: look, the jokes problem was that (i think) this is an american site and that was a british joke

From: omgod that is stupid on February 16, 2005 @ 11:52 am
Comment: the joke was about a new BRIDE not a new bird

A man wants to give his new bride a good ’stuffing’ but doesn’t know how to because he is a virgin. He gets some advice from a mate(friend) and says thanks. He takes his bride out that night and when he gets her home he goes to her ’okay get ready’ ’i’m going to do you know’ he says..’ kneel down on all fours and i’ll go behind you, ’oh goody’ she thinks, i’m gonna get me some doggy..she says to herself. Then the boyfriend tries to put it up her butt and she says no not in there, Huh? he says. She says ’You’re not putting that thing up my butt’ ’Huh, but this is what my mate taught me’

From: ok on February 18, 2005 @ 12:59 am
Comment: original poster: lern ot splel!11!1!!!

From: boo on February 26, 2005 @ 7:29 am
Comment: dunno wt the fuck that joke was suppose 2 b on about, ta omgod that is stupid for a decent translation

From: sexy bitch on January 30, 2006 @ 11:02 am
Comment: kwl joke lol shut up everybody about e cant spell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
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