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Little Boy & The Farmer
Posted by: Shawn Fisher on February 9, 2005 @ 1:33 pm
A little boy walks up to a farmer & says, Mr. Farmer I was down by the creek in your field and saw some milkweed. Would be alright if I get my Mom some milk?
The farmer laughs and says, go ahead & get all you want.
About a half hour later the boy comes back with a pail of milk & the farmer is completely stunned.
The next day the boy comes back & says, Mr. Farmer while I was getting that milk yesterday I noticed some goldenrod growing down there, can I go and get some of the gold?
The farmer laughs again & says to take all the gold he wants.
Onr hour later the boy comes back with a large sack of gold.
Now the farmer is reall stunned.
The next day the boy walks up to the farmer & says, When I was down at the creek getting the gold I noticed some PUSSYWILLOWS.
The farmer said Wait just one minute while I get My coat !!!
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| From: |
Becky on February 14, 2005 @ 8:05 am |
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genius |
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ZiggyBabe on February 18, 2005 @ 12:05 pm |
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why would the farmer be interested in willows? I don’t get it. |
| From: |
Be Be on February 20, 2005 @ 7:12 pm |
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ZiggyBabe, He’s interested in getting some pussy. |
| From: |
?????????????????? on February 21, 2005 @ 1:53 am |
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This is one of the best jokes I have ever read. |
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?????????????????? on February 21, 2005 @ 1:54 am |
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How can you not get it ziggybabe |
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i complain on December 25, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
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its acually duct tape to get ducks and chicken wire to get chickens.. but anywho. |
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