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Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?
Posted by: Shauno on February 9, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It’s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it’s best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It’s easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it’s usually not as much fun.
6. It’s usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It’s best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don’t need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you’re with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it’s usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you’ve got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it’s nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you’re over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That’s why some of them are called Mountin’ Bikes.
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titty-lover on February 11, 2005 @ 5:05 pm |
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i wish that plastic surgery girl on the left would take her bra off that would be sexy! |
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bruce on February 11, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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ok actally ya now i agree...lmao |
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Da_dude!! on February 14, 2005 @ 3:36 am |
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whoaaa AWESOME!!!!!! |
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Be Be on February 20, 2005 @ 7:09 pm |
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I thought this joke was funny. |
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i hate this on March 3, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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wat kind of sick shitface would make a joke like that
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lucky gal on March 20, 2005 @ 5:34 am |
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i’ll never ride a bike the same way again.....
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Steph on September 11, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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Funny stuff |
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jane on April 26, 2006 @ 12:09 pm |
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yiz are al sad! yi need to get a grip ov yiselz! |
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hotnsexybabe on May 1, 2006 @ 3:16 pm |
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i agree with lucky gal |
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