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Motician
Posted by: Megen on February 12, 2005 @ 9:41 am
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I’m sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can’t send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man’s schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won’t believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwarz is dead!"
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| From: |
wolfman on February 15, 2005 @ 1:25 pm |
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That’s disturbing - but IT does explain that unusual wind sock hanging outside the funeral home. |
| From: |
John Boy on February 16, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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OH I GET IT .....................it’s ur mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
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BlkWdw310 on February 17, 2005 @ 11:59 pm |
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I think that John Boy has a thing for his mom
and that he needs hobbies |
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james on February 18, 2005 @ 1:46 pm |
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you guys are really mean why dont you tell a better joke if you think your funnier obviously you cant so you come one here talking about other people |
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