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the three bears
Posted by: nichola on February 14, 2005 @ 7:48 am

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there once lived three bears , a mummy bear , a daddy bear, and a baby bear

they were going on holiday to canida when they got a call saying the plane was going to crash so they had to jump out.

they where about 3 miles away from the ground when they shouted where the fuck is baby bear

then a little voice shouted im not dum im not thick i holded on to daddys dick.....................................


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From: not tellin on February 15, 2005 @ 4:32 pm
Comment: THAT JOKE IS SO FUCKIN OLD I TOLD IT 2 MY TEACHER AT PRIMARY SCHOOL 16 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP UP LUV

From: John Boy on February 16, 2005 @ 6:45 pm
Comment: THAT’S ORGANIC.....................................

From: Canook on February 18, 2005 @ 10:10 am
Comment: You spell Canada with 3 A’s and no I

From: me on February 18, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
Comment: dont get it

From: fuk noes on February 19, 2005 @ 3:20 pm
Comment: dats so shit

From: Fresh on February 19, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: That sounds very similar to another joke:
There was a mom, dad, and a baby. The plane was falling and they only had two parachuts. So they said bye baby we have to go so they jump off. When they get home they see baby there sitting on the couch.
They ask him" Baby how you get here so soon"
He says " Me chinese, me no dumb, me hang on the daddys bumb, he go pheww(fart), i go foom, thats how i got here so soon

From: laur on March 22, 2005 @ 5:47 pm
Comment: ahahahaha you spelled canada wrong!

From: jocci on March 23, 2005 @ 1:29 am
Comment: wow u are a retard u spelled canada wrong omfg u are a retard!!

From: jimbo on October 11, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
Comment: I love Canida...wait, where is Canida...

From: canadiangirl on April 1, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: U SPELLED CANADA WRONG U FUCKING DICK

From: nico on April 23, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: im surprised people even care about canada...

From: AHFSLJASLK! on May 6, 2006 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: Canada**

   
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