Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
Wrigley Gums
Posted by: Wamz on February 21, 2005 @ 0:58 am
A Jamaican tourist was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an Australian , chewing gum, sat next to him.
The Jamaican politely ignored the Australian, who, never the less started up a conversation. The Australian snapped his gum and said, "You Jamaican folks eat the whole bread?"
The Jamaican frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The Australian blew a huge bubble. "We don’t. In Australia, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect, recycle them, and transform them into croissants and sell them to Jamaica."
The Australian had a smirk on his face. The Jamaican listened in silence. The Australian persisted. "D’ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing the Jamaican replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the Australian said, "We don’t. In Australia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to Jamaica."
The Jamaican then asked, "Do you have sex in Australia?"
The New Zealander smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Jamaican leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?"
" We throw them away, of course." says the Australian.
Now it was the Jamaican’s turn to smile. "We don’t. In Jamaica, we recycle them, we put them in a container, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Australian. Why do you think it’s called Wrigleys? |
Add your own comment
| From: |
jessica on February 21, 2005 @ 3:13 pm |
| Comment: |
call me stupid, but i dont get it? |
| From: |
Critic on February 22, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
| Comment: |
you are stupid cuz the jamaicans recycle the condoms into chewing gum and the austrailian is chewing the condoms fuck you stupid ass people look further into depth FUCK and it was a funny as joke good one |
| From: |
shut it Jessica on February 28, 2005 @ 12:19 pm |
| Comment: |
Ya daft coooooo just shut yer trap ya dobber
|
| From: |
puertoricanMAMA1123 on March 16, 2005 @ 6:02 pm |
| Comment: |
WOW... i been lookin through like 7 pages of jokes n this is the third one that has made me crack up... LUVED IT!! =D |
| From: |
John on March 30, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
| Comment: |
I loved that joke.I am glad the Jamaican got the last laugh.What a classic joke.Almost like a racist it started off and the jamaican had his last say and laugh.Classic joke!!! |
| From: |
Aussie ACE on April 3, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
| Comment: |
How come the Australian turned into a New Zealander? And how come my gum suddenly tastes weird? |
| From: |
(Furious) on August 9, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
| Comment: |
BIG UP THE JAMICANS |
| From: |
frass on October 19, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
| Comment: |
the joke was hard man big up to all jamicans |
| From: |
maDBOI on March 30, 2006 @ 9:51 am |
| Comment: |
BOMBO CLAHT DA JOKE DEH WICKED. EVERYTIME MI SEE A PACK A WRIGLEYS A START TO LAUGH |
| From: |
alph on May 29, 2006 @ 12:38 pm |
| Comment: |
that really isent funny
|
| From: |
aussie on June 19, 2006 @ 4:05 pm |
| Comment: |
to all you idiots that have commented , you may like to know that Wrigleys Gum is only produced in Australia and the joke started off an american and and aussie . With the aussie delivering the punchline .... suckers .... lmao at you |
|
|
