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getting drunk for free; r-rated
Posted by: dokbob on February 25, 2005 @ 2:57 am
| two broke boozeheads woke up one day and wanted to start drinking, but only had like a buck total change. 1st one has a brainwave, and says to the 2nd, hey gimme your change; i can get us drunk. he approaches nearby hotdog vendor, and returns with only the weiner. 2nd alky disses and sez, you idiot you should have got the bun and mustard too. 1st advises, we go to bar and belt back a couple quick doubles and when bartender demands payment, you just drop to your knees as i unzip my fly; you just suck on the hotdog and we’ll be kicked out of there so fast we won’t have to pay. wow, enthuses 2nd chugger, let’s do it. so they tidy up and wander into a bar, slip down a couple drinks and sure enough the barguy wants money before further drinks. they put their brilliant plan into action, the weiner-sucking starts, and they immediately get booted out. they pick themselves up and decide to barhop all day, repeating the hotdog trick successfully each time. finally the 2nd whines, hey my knees are sore so next bar it’s your turn to drop to your knees and suck; gimme the hotdog. the 1st says, what hotdog? lost the hotdot about the 3rd bar! |
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NERD_ALERT on February 26, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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THAT WAS OK.....IT WAS KINDA FUNNY BUT I LIKED THE ENDING......I FEEL BAD FOR THE GUY THOUGH! |
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ewwwwwwww on February 26, 2005 @ 6:33 pm |
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ewwwwwwwww |
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jb on February 28, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
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that joke is a very old one but VERY FUNNY |
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Danni on March 1, 2005 @ 5:50 am |
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Loved it
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rexsic on March 1, 2005 @ 10:38 pm |
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funny but sick as hell |
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Heh on March 5, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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LMFAO!~!! |
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BORED LOWLIFE on March 29, 2005 @ 6:38 pm |
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IM ON COCAINE |
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sexymamma on August 1, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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awesome joke |
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mide on July 17, 2006 @ 10:08 am |
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that was really crazy to the bones. nice joke |
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Roc on August 9, 2006 @ 10:35 am |
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I love American Classics |
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