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Peaches of a 1000 Flavors
Posted by: Chris on March 1, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
| Alright, there i was walking through downtown new york with two beautiful women at my side when i come across a stand called peaches of a 1000 flavors...so i say to myself "peaches of a 1000 flavors?" theres only one fucking flavor and thats peach. So i walk up to this guy who was working the stand. He says to me hello i am habib, what flavor would you like? i say..look habib theres only one flavor and thats peach, lets go girls this is stupid....wait says habib just pick a flavor.....so i say fine fucking....peanut butter and jelly. habib says done i will be right back....so habib goes to the back of his shanti and brings me this peach....im like no fucking way....try it he says. So i take a bite out of it and holy fucking shit it tastes like peanut butter! wait? what a bout the jelly habib? Turn it...around, he replies. so i turn it around and give it a bite...holy shit it tastes like jelly...this is fucking crazy! girls lets go!........wait...pick one more flavor so i can make you a believer says habib.....uuuh....uh...im nervous so i say the first thing on my mind....i look at the girls and say....uh fine pussy. I will be right back he said. he goes back to his shack and brings out this peach....i say no fucking way....he says try it....so i pick it up look at the girls....then take a bite out of it.....i spit all of it out of my mouth in disgust and say this fucking tastes like ass habib......Turn it around....he replies |
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chazz on March 2, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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LOL KOOL yay someone worthy of living |
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JeSsIcA on March 3, 2005 @ 5:31 pm |
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tHaT’s CoOl |
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Nikki on March 4, 2005 @ 1:10 am |
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I don’t remember when I laughed so hard...until now!!! Great one!!! |
| From: |
Jessi2Cool on March 4, 2005 @ 2:37 pm |
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Taken from jokefrog.com... |
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Trystan on March 4, 2005 @ 5:13 pm |
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Class |
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ya wish on March 4, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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dont quit ur day job love |
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jjt on March 5, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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fuck that was sooo classic |
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Kirstyn on March 5, 2005 @ 7:57 pm |
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That was funny but you might want to take out some of the fuckin’s because it gets a little boring.. |
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JoeGirl on March 6, 2005 @ 3:11 am |
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Not bad, but I have heard better.... |
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g on March 6, 2005 @ 7:11 pm |
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u suck |
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peachy buck on March 6, 2005 @ 8:03 pm |
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buck here for you with good peaches. i blend all peaches and pour in ass and give enema for you and let kirstyn girl blow out of bowels for mutual chacha. buck like to see and have go time. buck let you lick peachypeachy of big nutsac so i get good woowoo. you like to give date for big black buc. please call for mutual stinky. please have good pimples please. |
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shite on March 7, 2005 @ 6:47 am |
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sahite |
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katty on March 8, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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funny piece of shit |
| From: |
HIillary Clinton on March 8, 2005 @ 8:50 am |
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Oh, Black Buck! I want you. Chelsea wants you. Bill wants you. Janet Reno had you. |
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C#u$TaN^ on March 11, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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omg that was nice lols whats with all the fukins jeez man |
| From: |
HALLY on March 14, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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stupid joke
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Teresa on April 1, 2005 @ 11:14 pm |
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ha ha that was pretty fuckin funny |
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gotmilk?? on May 23, 2005 @ 12:26 pm |
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thats was fucking hllarious |
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sleepy on May 30, 2005 @ 8:04 pm |
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that was preety funny but you wrote fucking too much my boy
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nico on April 23, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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Would have been funny if i hadn’t seen that coming a mile away. |
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