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Johnny Humperharder
Posted by: Tex on March 5, 2005 @ 2:09 pm
Johnny Humperharder was in love with girl in his class but very shy. One day she said "i’ll give you a cookie if you come over to my house". he said all right and went over.
She said come into my room for a cookie. He said all right and went in.
Lock my door for a cookie. Ok.
Take off my shirt for a cookie. Ok
Take off your pants for a cookie. Ok
Kiss me for a cookie. Ok
Take off my clothes for a cookie. Ok.
Take off your clothes for a cookie. Ok
By this time Johnny was Hard. So then she goes:
Eat me for a cookie. So Johnny sticks his head in her pussy and licks and sucks.
Then she says fuck me for a cookie. Ok
So johnny gets on her and sticks his dick in her pussy and her dad walks in.
JOHNNY HUMPERHARDER! he yells. so johnny goes faster as she moans. JOHNNY HUMPERHARDER!! he yells louder. so johnny goes harder. JOHNNY HUMPERHARDER!!! he yells.
IM SORRY SIR, IM HUMPING HER AS HARD AS I CAN!! |
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| From: |
Hillary Clinton on March 8, 2005 @ 8:41 am |
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I want Johnny! |
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Alexandria on March 8, 2005 @ 12:55 pm |
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That was a very good joke....good job |
| From: |
bibiana on March 8, 2005 @ 5:27 pm |
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tex would you do that to me i will hive you a coockie!!! |
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Blaine on March 8, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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That was a hilarious joke!!! I would give it a 10 out of 10 |
| From: |
matt on March 8, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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good one
lol
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| From: |
LazurusKaine on March 8, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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I think I heard this one before. Only slightly differnt. lol. Still made me laugh though. |
| From: |
Sceler on March 9, 2005 @ 11:15 am |
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Wow... A varient of the "Johnny Deeper" jokes from my First and Second grade years. I’m in college now, and I haven’t thought about that joke series for a long time. A+ for reminding me, F- for originality. |
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Zigger on March 10, 2005 @ 12:24 pm |
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These jokes with Johnny are lame...there all the same just with a obviously not real and stupid last name. |
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Daria on March 11, 2005 @ 12:07 am |
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I ve heard something like that b4 but its still fucking great! |
| From: |
jonny on March 11, 2005 @ 1:37 pm |
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not cool because my name is jonny
p |
| From: |
Meh on March 13, 2005 @ 10:09 pm |
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This joke was two jokes combined... both told wrong by the way. |
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Bill Clinton on March 17, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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What kind of parent would name there kid after a toilet? I got to use the john.Open your mouth, boy! |
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Bill Clinton on March 17, 2005 @ 9:43 pm |
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What kind of parent would name there kid after a toilet? I got to use the john.Open your mouth, boy! |
| From: |
*Ginger*bread*pimp* on March 17, 2005 @ 11:02 pm |
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Hilary ur a sam slut.!.!.!.!.!.
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| From: |
christina on March 19, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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FUNNY FUNNY |
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Teresa on April 1, 2005 @ 11:08 pm |
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Very nice joke.. |
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give it to me on April 30, 2005 @ 4:10 pm |
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yah uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop i am tired |
| From: |
Wenz on August 1, 2005 @ 11:30 am |
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Funny Nice 1 |
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i am weird on August 3, 2005 @ 2:52 pm |
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thats better than the version i know! |
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sum$1$2$hot$4$u$ on November 14, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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that was an awsome joke i just love lil johnny jokes lol
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| From: |
kenny on November 24, 2005 @ 10:45 am |
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shit, lame old joke everyone’s heard |
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heidi on April 29, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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i loved it |
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lisa on September 12, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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how’d the father just walk in if Johnny locked the door???? |
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