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Tough Pussy
Posted by: Maverick on March 6, 2005 @ 3:24 am
| A Sailor hit port after being at sea for many months. He went to the nearest whore house and walked up to the Madam, and said," I want a woman with the toughest pussy and I mean the Toughest Pussy in the house!"" I’ve been at sea for many long months and I’m horney!" "And have her bring up two bottles of beer too." So he goes to his room and waits. Soon a woman walks in and hands him two bottles of beer. Then she turns around with her back to him and raises up her dress, drops her drawers, and bends over right in front of him. He says "Wait a little bit, I want to drink my beer first!" She says" I know, but you want to open them first don’t you? |
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kelly on March 7, 2005 @ 12:59 pm |
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i dont get it
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Bonner Baller on March 7, 2005 @ 11:12 pm |
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I don’t get it either, you idiot. |
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tim on March 8, 2005 @ 7:39 am |
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I think I got it, it’s still not the best joke. |
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Bill Clinton on March 8, 2005 @ 8:38 am |
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Open my beer, Dannielle. |
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LazurusKaine on March 8, 2005 @ 10:17 pm |
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That was pretty good. keep it up lol |
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sdnofein on March 9, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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that joke wasn’t funny but what i’m concerned about are the fucking dumb shits that don’t get that... fuck |
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kai on March 14, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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DUMB ASS ...JOKES ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE FUNNY |
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sexy jenna is sexy on March 15, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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dannielle you r so right |
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Bonner Baller on March 16, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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Speaking of a dumb joke you fit the description perfectly Danielle and yo bitch ass friend SLutty Jenna |
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Bill Clinton on March 17, 2005 @ 9:39 pm |
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Open my beer, sexy jenna, and have a cigar. |
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jd on March 20, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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i got it...its good...she wants him to open em up with her pusy..thats 1 tough pussy... |
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matt on March 26, 2005 @ 11:19 pm |
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Ya it was good but not that funny. |
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Teresa on April 1, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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I got the point of the joke, did not think it was funny though |
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sportficker on October 11, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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yea its funny..a bit |
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brainwashed on May 25, 2006 @ 1:00 pm |
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ok the joke wasnt that great but it is pretty sad that u losers dont get the joke
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screw you on July 9, 2006 @ 11:49 pm |
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those of you that don’t get the joke, must not be getting any in real life either. |
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kc on September 30, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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wow, that was fucking retarded |
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