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An Amish Joke
Posted by: Kattie on March 9, 2005 @ 7:49 pm
| A mother and child are amish. They are traveling when the daughter says "momma my hands are cold." so the mother responds "stick them between your legs and they will warm up." so she does. "wow momma that works really well." then the next day the daughter was traveling with a guy, when he says "dang my hands are so cold." so the girl says "stick them between my legs and they will warm up." so he does. then he says "hey my nose is cold" and again the girl says "stick your nose between my legs and it will warm up." so again the guy does. then he says "my penis is cold too." so the girl responds "stick that between my legs and it will warm up".... the day after that the girl askes her mother "momma have you ever heard of a penis?" her mother replys "yes." and her daughter says "those make a big mess when they are thawing out." |
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| From: |
BriAnna on March 10, 2005 @ 1:39 pm |
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That joke is disgusting but funny & cute. |
| From: |
Kattie on March 11, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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i know it’s kinda grose but i also thought it was funny so i had to share it...............i thought what a perfect plase to do so |
| From: |
Hersh the Merk on March 13, 2005 @ 9:23 pm |
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Too silly, too nasty, JUST RIGHT!!!!! |
| From: |
jenna on March 14, 2005 @ 4:01 pm |
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this is a stupid joke i mean it doest have anything funny...just saddddd |
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Squeejee on March 17, 2005 @ 9:13 pm |
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IT real funny to us amish guys. |
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Teresa on April 1, 2005 @ 2:12 am |
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This joke is fuckin tight
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| From: |
LaChicaLoca on April 2, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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omg thas just wrong but funni |
| From: |
Helen on September 19, 2005 @ 11:55 am |
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I don’t get it |
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babe on November 2, 2005 @ 2:53 pm |
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oh man, i need to cum after hearing that lol |
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little amish girl on April 23, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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now im a necrophiliac |
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