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DADDY NO
Posted by: MIKEY on March 11, 2005 @ 1:13 pm
One day a little girl goes in to a room where her mom is getting dressed. The little girl points at her mother private parts and ask "mommy whats that?" the mother replies " a vigina," the little girl says "when will I get one?" the mother replies " when you grow up."
So the little girl goes into the room where her daddy is changing clothes, she points at her daddy’s privates and says "daddy, whats that?" the dad replies, " its a penis" the little girl ask "when will I get one" the dad replies "when your mother goes to work!" |
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umm no on March 14, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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omg, that is not funny at all, it is just sick and wrong. i’m still in awe that someone actually found that funny enough to post. |
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shame on March 15, 2005 @ 2:16 am |
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this joke isn’t funny at all. sick people like it |
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sexy jenna is sexy on March 15, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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omg that is so nasty why would you put that i bet it happened to you |
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Hot CHICK on March 15, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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THAT’S GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
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nightowl on March 15, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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Yeah ok, is that the best you can sicko"s are everywhere!!! |
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fred on March 15, 2005 @ 8:09 pm |
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that is fucked up shit |
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Mike on March 16, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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Lighten up. It is the nature of dirty jokes to be sexually offensive. If you don’t like them, you shouldn’t be here. |
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puertoricanMaMa1123 on March 16, 2005 @ 5:00 pm |
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thats so messed up... do you really think a jjoke like that is funny? then you have the audacity to say lighten up??!! yea, ok dirty jokes can be sexually offensive, but to an extent... think of all kids that that has happened to... nobody ever thinks its funny except for the sickos that actually take pleasure in doing that kind of stuff. are you that kind of person? |
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frank on March 16, 2005 @ 8:56 pm |
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That fucking joke was fucking awsome! |
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snoop on March 16, 2005 @ 9:19 pm |
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do u like little girls |
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Carey on March 17, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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Wow. The Category is "Dirty Jokes" not "politically correct jokes." Seriously, oversensitive people piss me off, go watch Oprah. |
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Nin on March 17, 2005 @ 7:06 pm |
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I watch Oprah shes hella cool. |
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LL Cool J on March 17, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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I porked Oprah. |
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susana on March 18, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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nasty that is not funny u think thats funny mikey u are a per------------------loser |
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spongebob on March 19, 2005 @ 1:48 am |
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hahaha thats a good one |
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christina on March 19, 2005 @ 1:45 pm |
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that’s so stupid and not FUNNY at all get a real joke we can laugh at
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chris on March 19, 2005 @ 2:44 pm |
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From: LL Cool J on March 17, 2005 @ 8:58 pm
Comment: I porked Oprah.
lol dude. yeah this joke was funny... cuz its true |
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knows better on March 19, 2005 @ 3:07 pm |
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who ever thinks that sick joke is funny should have that mountain man from Deliverance do to them what he did to Ned Beatty-----
Even Lenny Bruce would say that so caled joke sucks. |
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horny whore on March 19, 2005 @ 9:27 pm |
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holy fuck i wish that happened to me when i was a kid!!! wouldnt you love to get fucked by ur daddy??? |
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Hot Chick on March 20, 2005 @ 4:47 pm |
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Horny whore get real, whoever thinks thats cool is fucking stupid |
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Eminem Fan on March 20, 2005 @ 6:29 pm |
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March 20 2005 @ 3:27PM
I’m sorry for ranking you out Hot Chick and sexy Jena. OH shit that joke made me puke like a mothafucker! Horny you is sick! do you want a two headed baby? go fuck yourself! Ladies bitches assholes Crackers I’m out! I’m goint to see the ring 2! |
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bongo bia on March 20, 2005 @ 9:10 pm |
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you sick ass son of a bitch thats fuckin nasty.....no wonder you cant get any....your too busy scammin on lil gurls you sick freak!!!!!! =( |
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louise on March 25, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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ur a sick fuck |
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Eminem Fan on March 26, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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March 26 2005 @ 3:03PM
Horny bitch u are a sick ass hoe man. now Girls should’nt be hit ever unless they deserve it and bitch u deserve it I would be laughing my ass off if u come across a guy from the Slap A Hoe tribe. |
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Teresa on March 31, 2005 @ 11:05 pm |
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I have to admit i did laugh--but that is a sick fuckin joke |
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LaChicaLoca on April 2, 2005 @ 5:25 pm |
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that joke is really sick ur f*ckin nasty |
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Drea on May 23, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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OMG THAT IS SOOOOOOOO WRONG!!!!! who in the world would post that!!!! that is nasty and disturbing!! |
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Someone on August 21, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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That is really sick...i don’t know how you find it funny |
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IHATEMIKEY on December 2, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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U STUPID DUMBASS !! WHAT WERE U THINKING THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!! I HOPE U NEVER BECOME A PARENT OR UR CHILDREN WILL SUFFER. THAT’S HOW U GET A ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!! UR MOMMA WILL MEET U THERE. |
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hahahahahahahahahhah on December 15, 2005 @ 12:00 pm |
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dude that joke rocked and i hope u rot in hell every one who thoght it was sick. go to hell u jack asses. dude nexet time u make a joke like that send it to
buddylove152@yahoo.com
make somethin up about these qeeres who hated it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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vajina hahahahahahahahahah
face hahahahahahahahahahah
lol
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me on December 25, 2005 @ 3:50 am |
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what a disgusting joke u pervert |
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nico on April 23, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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I agree completely, this joke was hilarious. Dont get too into it, cus then its disturbing. But if you stay aware that it’s only a joke...then its funny, at least i think so. |
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redneck on September 25, 2006 @ 11:45 pm |
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thats the most funnies thing but nasty hahahah |
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