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Posted by: dareck on March 13, 2005 @ 6:54 pm
One day a girl moved into a town. She went to school the
next day. Two boys asked her
to climb the flag pole for five dollars. So she did. She went home and told her mom.
She said, "Mom I made money for climbing a flag pole."
The mother replied, "don’t do that because they only want to see your panties."
The next day she did it for 10 dollars. She told her mom again. The next she did it again for 15 dollars. She came home and told her mom.
"Mommy Mommy, I made more money for climbing the flagpole".
Her mother replied, "I thought
I told you not to climb that pole because they only want to see your panties. "But Mommy I got them this time I didn’t wear any panties."
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sexy jenna is sexy on March 15, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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that girl was so stupid lol nice joke |
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HOT CHICK on March 15, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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WHAT A DUMB ASS.HA,HA,HA PRETTY FUNNY |
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JAMES on March 15, 2005 @ 5:28 pm |
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THAT GIRL IS A DUMB ASS BUTT THE JOKE IS FUNNY |
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HAAAA on March 15, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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BOOOOOO the joke should have had more dialog about the beaver. And that joke is old as hell....!!!!! |
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Eminem Fan on March 15, 2005 @ 7:50 pm |
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March 15 2005@4:45PM
Yo don’t listen to slutty Chick or Skanky Jenna man cause that shit was funny even if I heard it before and I got a question for Skanky Jenna and Slutty Chick ,Are you white? cause I maybe only one fourth black but I am really starting to hate white bitces now a days and the only people even worth any of our time is sisters lainos and asians and maybe Brunnetes but you bitches must be blondes onn their periods so get a tampax so your crabs can go bungee jumping and just bob em in there ,Come up with a better joke bitches! if you think you can! you little Booty Calls need to lighten the Fuck up! |
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sexy jenna is sexy on March 17, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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emi i said it was funny dumb ass |
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sexy jenna is sexy on March 17, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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eminem i said it was funny dumb ass |
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Elton on March 17, 2005 @ 8:53 pm |
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Eminem sucks the big wienie |
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jack on March 17, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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fuck all you bitches ass hols |
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jack on March 17, 2005 @ 10:32 pm |
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fuck all you bitches |
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gambitsgirl01 on March 18, 2005 @ 1:24 pm |
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That was funny |
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Jamie on March 18, 2005 @ 2:16 pm |
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i wish i wos there to see it coz i want to c it all |
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Hot Chick on March 19, 2005 @ 1:19 pm |
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Eminem i said it was a good joke and i’m a brunette so shut the fuck up |
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lucky gal on March 20, 2005 @ 5:03 am |
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u need some help Eminem fan.......real help
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Ry-Man on March 20, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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If you are going to respond, at least use correct English and write in complete sentences. |
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mmmmmmmmmm on March 21, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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mmmm on March 21, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
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mmmmmmmmmmm |
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shannon on March 22, 2005 @ 1:27 am |
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wow fighting on a joke site thats sad well only for eminem fan since hes doing most of the talking you need some serious help with ur anger problem and since your a whole quarter black u think u can talk like your some bad ass gang member when all u prolly are is some subburban white boy |
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Hot Chick on March 22, 2005 @ 5:41 pm |
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Shut up shannon he apoligized |
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Chris on March 22, 2005 @ 10:53 pm |
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Is this part of the joke? |
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Eminem Fan on March 25, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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March 25 2005 @:5:11 PM
No Chris here’s a joke
this guy wants viagra so he looks at the bottle and it says TAKE ONE FOR A GOOD NIGHT OF SEX! he takes a whole bottle and later his kid is on the porch crying and the neighbor says "What’s the matter kid? the boy says "Mom’s dead sisters pregnent my ass hurts and Dad’s in the basement yelling Here kitty kitty! |
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Dru Carrio on March 26, 2005 @ 7:46 pm |
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March 26 2005 @ 4:41PM
Yo Shannon u need to lay off my homie cuz he can talk how he wants cause this motherfucking genius and his folks won the lottery so u trippin and he lives in Seattle not the fucking suburbs an just cuz he don’t live in a broke ass neighborhood like u does’nt mean it’s suborbs it’s actually a rich kinda hood and u need to not be so racist against white boys cause u probably aint any more black than him u cheap broke ass dime store hooker! |
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Teresa on March 31, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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haha very nice |
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LaChicaLoca on April 2, 2005 @ 2:54 pm |
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that grl is dumb good joke |
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christina on April 14, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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i heard that one before but the one i heard before was better |
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Marie on April 17, 2005 @ 4:39 am |
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Eminem Fan d you enjoy being a complete jackass? Do you get some twisted feeling of superiority out of calling people youv’e never met before names? Your a rasist asswhipe who should grow up and get a life, cause if you spend so much time picking on one person for writing a bad joke in you oppinion then you ovioulsy are fucked in the head! IS that waht it is? Were you like fucking molested as a child? Beatem? Dropped on the head? Cause i’d hate to think there are weirdos like you born that way! FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THIS CHICK ALONE you cross-eyed-child-of-a-diseased-two-bit-whore-and-some- stupid-misbegotten-bastard-from-the-gutter! |
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Marie on April 17, 2005 @ 4:45 am |
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Eminem Fan you fucking taped in the head you American wanabbe black fucker. Stop trying to sound smart, cause it makes me laugh harder then you crappy viagra joke and learn how to civily and contructivley critiseize other peoples work. Until then GO TO HELL!!! |
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fran on April 18, 2005 @ 3:41 am |
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cool joke! |
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Marie on April 18, 2005 @ 3:41 am |
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Go matt i totally agree and i’ll gladly help with the bashing |
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Hot Chick on April 22, 2005 @ 5:26 pm |
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Hey Marie shut the fuck up!You don’t even know him!I’m sure he doesn’t want to know you BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Marie on April 23, 2005 @ 4:54 am |
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How can youd defend him? Did you read what he wrote? Even if he didn’t like the joke, there was no reason to be so mean! I gave as good as he did, so if you try to critise me, your critising him as well. Sure i dont know him, but you dont know me either, so dont go assuming that he’s better then me. And fuck if i want to get to know that rascist fucker either! I find it quite amusing, eminem fan, that you need this supposedly hot chick to defend you. Is she your spokes person now? Cant even think for yourself unless it’s to say some racial sexist coment. Pathetic |
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Hot Chick on April 23, 2005 @ 11:02 am |
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O.k i’m sorry for for saying shit about you and your right i don’t know you.But he apoligized and i think that’s pretty cool!He is not racist he even told me he didn’t like racist people!And the reason i stood up for him is because he is not even looking at this colum anymore.But i’m not assuming he’s better but he’s not the one saying shit about people! |
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Hot Chick on April 28, 2005 @ 8:16 pm |
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Marie if read everything he said you would of caught the part where he said he’d feel guilty after he said it!But he shouldn’t feel guilty!!!Because you are a bitch! |
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Marie on April 29, 2005 @ 5:27 am |
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Dun dun da dun.. His little female protecter to the rescue! Just kidding, dude. look, i read through everything he said and the only thing that came remotely close to feeling guilty was "I will probably feel guilty later for writing this but If u hit me once ,u better apologize hit me twice u areone dead bitch! " and this oviously shows he has no constraint or respect. I’m just sayiny that if he didn’t like it coudnt he have just said that this was just not his thing instead of bulling and saying stuff like " am really starting to hate white bitces now a days and the only people even worth any of our time is sisters lainos and asians and maybe Brunnetes but you bitches must be blondes onn their periods so get a tampax so your crabs can go bungee jumping and just bob em in there:"I hate rasicts and and people who diss women. Seriously dude, it’s just not on. |
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Hot Chick on April 29, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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No i’m not on my period and i’m a brunette!He said he hates white bitces now then he apoligized to me!I know he doesn’t diss me and if you weren’t a bitch he probaly wouldn’t diss you!He’s not racist ok! |
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Marie on April 30, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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wait up, he’s not racist? So all the shit about not only hating women but especially white women were what? Playful banter? I’m not trying to be offensive to you I’m just trying to make you see my point, so woud you please stop calling me a bitch. I know i am one, but you sound like a fucking brokin record repeating yourself. All i want him to do is stop dissing women. he may of apologised for it before but i didn’t read that and anyway it’s null because of what he’s said recently. I dont know why you have to get yourself involved, if it really makes you feel better i wont write in again. But that’s not going to change my morals or veiws that everything he’s said about women, whites, sex and fuck, even suicide are wrong. In my honest oppinion i wish i had never said what i thought (feedom of speech be dammed) because it brought me down to your childish level. Have a nice predujiced life Eminem fan even though you fucking dont deserve one. |
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Marie on April 30, 2005 @ 9:48 am |
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PS dude your joke was fine, dont listen to him. |
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Hot Chick on April 30, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
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He said all that stuff a month ago!Now he’s really sorry for it!Marie you don’t have to stop writing but he’s not talkin shit about anyone anymore!He’s a nice guy if you give him a chance!!!!! |
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Marie on April 30, 2005 @ 11:34 am |
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How freaky is it that you like wrote the same night i did?. I dont think i’ll ever accept him as a nice guy but i’m not gonna try and change you mind. it was fun swapping insults. |
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Real Marie on May 13, 2005 @ 8:00 am |
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WTF? Think your cool, you immature git? i’m not getting into this again. Hot Chick was mature enough to let it go, Eminem was mature cause he stopped writing and unless you actually come up with a smart comment, that involves no swear words used to TRY and make yourself sound cool more then 2 sylable words and can strig a sentance together, i wont be replying to your immature comments again.
Oh and thank you for your declaeration on being a lezbian, although i dont think i’m the person you should be telling and you should keep you what ever the fuck you like to do in bed (If you can afford one) to youself.
Thank you and for the sake of whoever has to read this dont write again. |
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Eminem Fan on May 13, 2005 @ 8:40 pm |
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I want a truce okay? |
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Marie on May 13, 2005 @ 9:03 pm |
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Fair enough dude. I respect that, i wouldn’t mind one either. And thanxs for not swearing or just genrally being a jerk. Maybe Hot Chick got it kinda right. Although i still hate the way you talk about women, truce |
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Hot Chick on May 14, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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See.....now thats why i think he’s a nice guy!He knows when to say he’s sorry. |
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Marie on May 17, 2005 @ 4:29 am |
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Yeah ican see where your coming from, but this sudden influx of strong female character movies comes from the fact that you so long women have been protrayed as snivelling fainting damsels in distress. It’s our turn to be the one who saves the day. Not only that but, like, 98% of women around the world have no say in how theiy are portrayed in moveies, so you can’t place the blame on them.
Like i said i understand what you mean, but hopefully you can understand what I mean as well.
Yeah yeah, Hot chick, dont rub it in. |
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Carlos on May 18, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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hello my name is Carlossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I wan to make love to you. I want you to get on the bed and take off your panties! do as I say! |
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honeys on May 27, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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go rot in hell carlos . The only person that would take off their panties for you would be a old prostitue even then they’d b 2 good for u.
Get a life u jerk |
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honey's on May 28, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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I’m a hooker though so I will tae my panties off 4 u |
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Marie on May 29, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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I dont know if that 2nd one was also honey, but if it was that jackass he should learn that impersonating someone only makes him seem even stupider, if thats at all possible. |
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Eminem Fan on June 1, 2005 @ 7:54 pm |
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carlos gets laid he’ll be dissapointed and I know ladies R on this sight so forgive mee. sex will be about five minutes for a virgin guy. Premature Ejaculation. So jerk off ahead of time. And stop coming onto girls like that! u gotta play it nice. buy them flowers. And wait for tthe moment. So we cool now marie? |
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Marie on June 2, 2005 @ 4:40 am |
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Yeah were cool. I never thought i’d live to see the day where you recomend buying a girl flowers! Lot’s changed, huh? Thanxs for the interesting, to say the least, conversation. Your an okay guy, when you let yourself be one.... Fuck this sentimental crap. Have a good life, K? and try not to get on a girls bad side again, for all our sake’s! |
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Hot Chick on June 3, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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Wow!!!!!You two made up fast!!!!!!Carlos is a jerk!!!!!!!!!I told you he was nice Marie!!!Oh marie i’m sorry for callin you a bitch!!!! |
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Eminem Fan on June 4, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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Carlos. Get some help. & you’ll be fine
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Marie on June 5, 2005 @ 4:07 am |
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No problem Hot Chick, most of the time i am a bitch! Carlos is just weird. Glad to see Eminem Fan not resorting to swear words, i think he does need help as well |
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Carlos on June 16, 2005 @ 8:28 pm |
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I apologize to you mairie for being perverted but hot chick can choke on her motherfucking gringo ass spam. FUCK TEXAS |
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Marie on June 18, 2005 @ 4:27 am |
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OK........
Leave Hot Chick alone dude, she was just stating a fact, a fact that you just proved. |
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Carlos on June 20, 2005 @ 6:00 pm |
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Hello! It was a fucking joke! panties??? the name of this website? |
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Marie on June 27, 2005 @ 4:18 am |
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Yeah well it was a stupid joke |
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Carlos on July 3, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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Listen,blacks we be battling for territory it’s manditory,gringos got too many singkles I strt whooping there ass worse than before! Rock don’t gotta cuss n they rymes to sell records. well I do suck fuck them and fuck you too! I kill gringos and I’m latino,not mexican,latino,I live in Reno I got a 9mm eating m&ms drinking beer with bitches snitches get killed faster than sharon tate! I despise rape! |
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Marie on November 24, 2005 @ 10:46 am |
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Thatxs for that... |
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Nico on April 23, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
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you’re all sad. |
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Paulie on May 21, 2006 @ 11:24 am |
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Great joke i loved it..hahaha |
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??? on June 19, 2006 @ 4:19 pm |
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they should have fucked her lol but great joke |
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??? on June 19, 2006 @ 4:19 pm |
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they should have done something else but 0 well good joke. |
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chirsta on July 14, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
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busy reading da comm totally forgot about da joke |
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FUCKER on September 15, 2006 @ 2:59 pm |
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THAT WAS COOL.... WISH SHE IS CLIMBING MY POLE WITH OUT PANTIES |
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