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3 Virgins
Posted by: Kaileena on March 17, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but
then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said:
"Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: "Benson&Hedges". Mom now knew to go
straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly
embarrassed but still happy for her daughter
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for
a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then
after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest
Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst,
and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said "Three times a
day, seven days a week, both ways."
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| From: |
slipknotlover on March 24, 2005 @ 3:53 pm |
| Comment: |
AWSOME that was sooo funny |
| From: |
hottieinhawaii on March 30, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
| Comment: |
this joke is freakin hillarious
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| From: |
Teresa on March 31, 2005 @ 10:41 pm |
| Comment: |
Very nice joke--makes me a lil jealous |
| From: |
LaChicaLoca on April 2, 2005 @ 2:39 pm |
| Comment: |
haaaaaaa that was funni my god i feel bad 4 her lmao |
| From: |
rempi on April 4, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
| Comment: |
XD lol |
| From: |
Smurf on April 11, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
| Comment: |
"fucking" funny jew |
| From: |
Marie on April 17, 2005 @ 4:28 am |
| Comment: |
good one |
| From: |
Leila on May 21, 2005 @ 4:09 pm |
| Comment: |
Hey thats great I loved it... |
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: ) on June 13, 2005 @ 4:21 am |
| Comment: |
LOL
LMAO
ROLF |
| From: |
Long John Ding on August 5, 2005 @ 3:02 pm |
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The last girl is now my wife, so no funny storries about her, aight? |
| From: |
Missy on August 31, 2005 @ 11:36 am |
| Comment: |
That joke kind of makes me HORNY! |
| From: |
nico on April 23, 2006 @ 10:44 am |
| Comment: |
VERY well told, good job! |
| From: |
Rima on May 18, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
| Comment: |
That was a very good joke. Nice job. Keep up the good work
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| From: |
mukesh on September 12, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
| Comment: |
really exciting |
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I LOVE THIS ONE! on October 12, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
| Comment: |
Hilarious!! |
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