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The thermometer
Posted by: Carl on March 29, 2005 @ 4:43 pm

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A nurse was talking to her patient,so she says ," Hello, Mr Smith...here let me take your temperature. So she sticks the thermometer in his mouth. After a few minutes,Mr smith says," Ugh....you know, that thermom tastes a lil funny!! The nurse took the thermom out of his mouth and looked at it, and said," Ooohhh, Im sorry Mr Smith,....I accidently gave you the rectal thermometer!!"


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From: Joe on March 30, 2005 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: I like it.

From: justin on March 31, 2005 @ 12:24 am
Comment: very nice

From: catrina on April 1, 2005 @ 5:54 pm
Comment: haha

From: JACKIE on April 2, 2005 @ 7:03 pm
Comment: VERRY VERRY FUNNY WELL DONE

From: Mary on April 8, 2005 @ 8:27 am
Comment: that was pretty funny i guess, but the rectum thermometor and the mouth thermometer are the same thing, and i guess they would have labels on them too, a nurse shouldn’t become a nurse if she can’t read

From: no name on April 11, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: hahaha

From: colin on April 12, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: haha ..dumb bitch nurse

From: Napoleon on April 14, 2005 @ 8:15 pm
Comment: Mary, you’re an asshole.

From: Monkey on May 11, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: That jokes a laod of shit

From: FUCKFACE on May 23, 2005 @ 9:32 pm
Comment: You can predict the end of the Joke before it actually ends, not funny

From: sugar girl on June 1, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: fantastic luv

From: hunnibee on June 3, 2005 @ 4:08 pm
Comment: thats a cool joke but its not the best i have seen

From: kute vewry kute on June 11, 2005 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: I LOVED IT NOMATTER WHAT THE OTHERSS SAY ITS FUNNY I CRACKED UP LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: nurseintexas on June 16, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
Comment: oh!!!its happened..and some of us dont admit. GOODONE.

   
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