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Jungle safari
Posted by: Thomas on June 27, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
3 doctors go on a safari with an African witch doctor.
After a few hours driving they decide to get out of their jeep and walk around for a bit.
Suddenly from out of the bushes comes a charging elephant that runs over the three doctors greasing them into the ground.
The witch doctor does not have time to react in time, but is able to shoot the elephant with the tranqulation gun.
After examining the damage done to his three guest doctors he decides to go to work on them.
One doctor’s brain was half smashed and the witchdoctor replaces the brain with the elephant’s brain.
The second doctor got his intestines and stomach ripped open so the good witchdoctor swaps the elephant stomach with the ripped one in the doctor.
The Third doctor was out cold with a face locked in pure horror.
The witchdoctor find that the now dead elephants foot is placed directly on top of the third doctors private parts. The witch doctor gets a little bit distressed as the elephant is a she and got no other parts then the noose that he can use to replace the third doctors injuries. Seeing as he has no choice in the matter he goes to work. After having all the doctors patched up and on a health recovery they all fly back to their homes.
2 years later the doctors meet in a summit where a new drug is being tested. The three doctors meet up and quickly catches up on what they been doing the last two years. Then the first doctor ask them all how they all are after the surgery they received in Africa. I can’t seem to get lost anymore I always know my way around for some reason the first doctor says. The second doctor rubs his belly and says I’m always hungry. I can eat and eat and I have to go into the garden to take shit.
Oh that is not so good the first doctor replies, but how about you then he says and turns towards the third doctor. The third doctor looks around on all the tables and then back to his 2 other colleagues and tells them. I’m tip top never been better and my wife is finally smiling again.......but there is this one problem you see...... I have to be very careful if there are peanuts on any tables.
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