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the washcloth!
Posted by: moe on June 28, 2005 @ 2:15 pm

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Karen woke up this morning absolutly dreading the fact that she had a doctors appointment today. It has been a year since her last check-up and it is time for papsmear. While getting her daughter dressed for school she thought of calling and canceling the appointment but decided to just get it over with.Karen dropped her daughter off at school and realized she had some extra time before the appointment,so she took this time to go back home and take a quick wash up before going. Karen runs in the house,heads for the bathroom,grabs a rag, and off to see Dr Jones. Once Karen is all prepared in her awful gown and lying on this awful bed Dr Jones enters the room and puts Karen legs in the stirrups and has the nerve to tell her to relax. After about three minutes of pain Dr Jones says"my my my we sure made some extra effort in cleaning our private areas today" Karen totally ignored him because she was so ready to get home . Once Karen arrived home with her daughter Samantha,her daughter raced up stairs and called down to Karen asking’MA MA MA MA,WHERE IS MY WASH CLOTH" Karen weary and tired answered"Sam just get a new one.Sam says "NOOOOO,I NEED MY CLOTH FROM THIS MORNING.IT HAS ALL MY STARS ,SPARKLES AND GLITTER IN IT.


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From: hollywood on July 7, 2005 @ 3:48 pm
Comment: FUNNY ,VERY FUNNY

From: AE on July 13, 2005 @ 2:12 pm
Comment: very funny. I know a true story like this but it was a woman who thought she was using a perfume spray can but instead it was glitter!

   
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