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SO FUNNY!!!!
Posted by: melissa on September 27, 2004 @ 10:46 am
A guy sees a sign in the front of a house that says "Talking Dog For Sale." Intrigued, he rings the bell and the owner shows him the dog. "What’s your story?" the guy asks the dog. The dog says " I discovered that I had this gift since I was a little pup. The CIA signed me up, and soon I was flying all over the world, sitting at the feet of spies and world leaders, gathering important information and sending it back home. When I got tired of that lifestyle, I joined the FBI, where I helped catch drug lords and gunrunners. I was wounded in the line of duty, recieved some medals, and now a movie is being made on my life."
"How much do you want for the dog!?!?!" He askes the owner.
"Ten dollars," says the owner.
The guy is shocked..."Why on earth would you sell such a remarkable dog for so little?"
"Because he’s a liar....He never did any of that shit!!" |
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melissa on September 28, 2004 @ 12:35 am |
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LOL!!!! That was a good 1! |
| From: |
#1 Joke Reader on September 28, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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Good 1! |
| From: |
MARIE CARTER on October 12, 2004 @ 6:28 am |
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NOT DAT FUNNY |
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~Supa Star~ on October 12, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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Marie, I dont know how you can say this joke is not funny!..Its not a fall down, roll over, and laugh till you cry joke..but compared to all the other dog jokes on this site, it is the best one by a landslide! Good Job Melissa..and BTW.. the blonde jokes you’ve posted in the blonde catagory are funny as hell! Keep the jokes coming! |
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abby hammon on October 13, 2004 @ 10:17 pm |
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I liked the story but you peapol have to stop cousing. |
| From: |
SHAYDGURL_69 on November 6, 2004 @ 8:49 pm |
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**yawn** that was shit **yawn** |
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mankill323 on November 12, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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that was kinda dumb |
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mankill323 on November 12, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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that was kinda dumb |
| From: |
z0z on November 26, 2004 @ 8:10 am |
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melissa baby give me a ring baby i really want to lick my penis\
i have a big one........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ kiss kiss |
| From: |
put put on December 13, 2004 @ 4:35 pm |
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smoke another one dog! |
| From: |
stella on January 8, 2005 @ 1:25 pm |
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dkmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry about that i fell asleep it was shit |
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jonny on January 13, 2005 @ 9:47 am |
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hey z0z, licking ur own penis? oh,yeah, how? did u get rib surgery? |
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HolderOfLyte on January 23, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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absolutely great joke. Did you think that up yourself, or get it from somewhere?
whatever, its an awsome one.!!!!!!! :-)
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