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CIA Dog
Posted by: Vin EEE on November 30, 2004 @ 9:23 am
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what’s your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do
some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious charactersand
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.
"Ten pounds."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him
so cheap?"
"Because he’s a lying bastard! He didn’t do any of that stuff!"
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| From: |
Vin EEE on December 1, 2004 @ 6:26 am |
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Only just seen that this joke had already been posted earlier - sorry for repeat. |
| From: |
Bam Magera on December 22, 2004 @ 9:34 am |
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that Joke is older than shiat |
| From: |
a girl on January 30, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha |
| From: |
brad alford on February 2, 2005 @ 7:02 am |
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this joke sucks |
| From: |
mama on February 23, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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that is stupid not even funny |
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