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the blonde and the bull
Posted by: Clair on April 3, 2005 @ 1:24 am
| there are these two sisters one is a blonde and one is a brunette, and they inherit $91 from their aunt who died. They have a cow, the brunette is looking in the newspaper, and sees an ad for somebody selling a bull, so she tells the blonde ’i’m going to go check out the bull and if it’s the one we want i’ll tell you to come with the horse trailer.’ so the brunette goes and likes the bull so she buys the bull for $90 she goes to Western Union and says ’i want to send a telegram to my sister to tell her to come with the horse trailer. now how much is it?’ he replies ’it’s $1 a word.’ so the brunette sits there for a while then she says ’make it say COMFORTABLE.’ and the guy responds ’will she know what to do from that?’ and the brunette says ’yeah, she’s a blonde she’ll read it slow: COM-FOR-TA-BLE (come for the bull). |
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Hot Chick on April 4, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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I heard that joke at school |
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omar on April 6, 2005 @ 5:57 am |
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yeah me 2 but i still dont get it |
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ns on April 9, 2005 @ 6:59 pm |
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omar u must b blonde if ya didnt get dat. mi lil 3 year old sis even got dat n u didnt!!!!!!!!!
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brooke on April 11, 2005 @ 1:26 am |
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that was good.
heres 1 4 u. ur so blond if i blow in ur ear it’ll change ur mind |
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b dub on April 12, 2005 @ 11:00 am |
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it was cool not great |
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SHEKSHI WON on April 17, 2005 @ 9:53 am |
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i get it but its not funniie....NOT FUNNIE |
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rach on April 18, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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wats da difference between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n sell it agen |
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rach on April 18, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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my jokes r funny :P |
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bri on April 18, 2005 @ 8:11 pm |
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that was pretty funny actually... so was rach’s.
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kristie on April 21, 2005 @ 4:42 pm |
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well that joke was ok i get it but it didnt make me laugh but it was funny |
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Nancy on April 24, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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Omar................... your dumb............................are u sure your not the blonde
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Laynee on May 28, 2005 @ 8:27 pm |
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Clever |
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krazy on June 1, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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rach and brooke’s jokes were hella funnier than this shit
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hey u on June 3, 2005 @ 12:54 am |
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I think it wuz kinda weird but kinda good. But i choose WEIRD. |
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