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your muma is ssssssoooooooo dumb
Posted by: chris on April 14, 2005 @ 8:01 am
| your muma is so dumb she went to the airport and it said on the sign airport left so she went home |
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kristie on April 21, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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this joke is sooo lame i mean that girls right |
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Shitty Joke! on April 21, 2005 @ 10:31 pm |
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I’m gunna hunt down this mathew cuz that was the worst, most lame joke i’ve ever heard, and I’m Canadian! I actually laughed at the fact it was so shitty! |
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beau on April 22, 2005 @ 2:54 am |
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ya muma is so dum that she called 911 for room cervice |
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beau on April 22, 2005 @ 3:00 am |
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ya muma is dum that she sat on the tv and watch the cought
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damian on April 22, 2005 @ 6:43 pm |
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your mum is so festy that when she takes her undies off it sounds like velcro |
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damian on April 22, 2005 @ 6:46 pm |
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your mum is so old that when i told her to act her age she died
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skunk on April 26, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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fuck u ur muma’s so fat she wore a yellow raincoat everyone started yelling taxi |
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melissa johnson on April 27, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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this is the lamest joke ever
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angel on April 28, 2005 @ 5:30 am |
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ur mumas so fat wen she did the splits she gave the world a hickey
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angel on April 28, 2005 @ 5:31 am |
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ur mumas so hairy wen u wer born u got a carpet burn
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dirty girls on April 29, 2005 @ 9:37 pm |
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that joke sucked litrally but heres a good one
Ur momma so fat she went to the beach and a hippie came out with a sign a started to sceam save the wales. |
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D and J on May 1, 2005 @ 9:34 am |
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that joke was shit! so was wolfys |
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Morgan on May 5, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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THat was a DUMB joke srry |
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DUMBASSS on May 7, 2005 @ 9:20 pm |
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yo mumas sooo dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl |
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Laura on May 7, 2005 @ 9:26 pm |
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urt mummas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the weighing scale |
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courtney on May 10, 2005 @ 4:02 pm |
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what did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a sweater? Gee U kNIT |
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Better One on May 11, 2005 @ 7:42 pm |
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Your mamas so fat her blood type is rocky road |
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Locachica on May 16, 2005 @ 7:45 pm |
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That sucked, and your momma gets so drunk the doctors found traces of blood in her alcohol stream........btw that sucks too but i dont care |
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OO on May 18, 2005 @ 8:36 pm |
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u mamas so faht she wears a size 16 dress |
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nhmkfh on May 18, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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ur mommas so fat that when she wore a red dress, the kids in the nieghborhood yelled out "hey koolaid" |
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nhmkfh on May 18, 2005 @ 9:41 pm |
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ur mommas so fat that when she wore a red dress, the kids in the nieghborhood yelled out "hey koolaid" |
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Ana on May 18, 2005 @ 9:47 pm |
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ur mommas so fat, she invented the lowrider
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Ana on May 18, 2005 @ 9:48 pm |
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your mommas so big she plays pool with the planets |
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ana on May 18, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! |
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ana on May 18, 2005 @ 9:50 pm |
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Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!
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ana on May 18, 2005 @ 9:51 pm |
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Yo mamma’s so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they’re flats.
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karen on May 18, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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thats was really funny ana
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ana on May 18, 2005 @ 9:54 pm |
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thnx |
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chris on May 19, 2005 @ 4:19 am |
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ya muma so fat that when she bens over it a floo moon |
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bowski on May 19, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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was that ana welch |
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sporty chick on May 23, 2005 @ 11:37 am |
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yo muma so fat wen she jumped in da air she got stuck!!!!! |
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graff on May 24, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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all ya muma’s are so dumb she got ran over by a parked car |
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graff on May 24, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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all ya muma’s are so dumb she got ran over by a parked car |
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knightsbabe on May 26, 2005 @ 3:29 am |
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your mums so dumb she bought a sundae on monday and took it bac coz it was a day old |
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what up on June 3, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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I’ve heard that 1 b4...............and it’s getting kinda old!!! |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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PAtriCK THE SIK CUNT on July 11, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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YA MUMZ SO FAT SHE JUMPED IN THE AIR AND GOT STUCK HAHAHAHA |
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destructo383 on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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sad....anyway this is a blonde joke thing anyway |
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me on August 4, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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that ones funny....
but whats up wit your mamma jokes? y arent there ur pappa jokes or sumthin? |
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mikey on August 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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ur mama so dumb she went out wit a spone thinkin its a man |
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mikey borrego on August 7, 2005 @ 8:17 pm |
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ur mom is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb she jumped off a bilden thinkin a ant will catch her & a ball |
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2 ill on August 11, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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ur mum is so dum she studied for the drug test
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steve on October 17, 2005 @ 4:21 pm |
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your mom was so dumb when she hear an announcement about a quarterback she thought she was gettin a refund... |
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~*SoMeBoDy*~ on January 9, 2006 @ 6:42 pm |
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this joke iz stupid and the department its in is DUMB BLONDES!! |
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TONI on January 9, 2006 @ 6:59 pm |
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YOUR MUM S GLASES ARE SO THICK THAT WHEN SHE LOOKS ON A MAP SHE CAN SEE PEOPLE WAVING |
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