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I WISH I WAS A...........
Posted by: beaut on April 20, 2005 @ 11:15 pm

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ok.............Ther were a girl she was on the beach and she saw this boy,she like him but he doesn’t like her.So when she was walking alone the beach and found a shelll and she throw it and it hit a rock the shell broke and a genie came out and said"Sent u free me you are granted 3 wishes".Then she said "my first wish is that i wish a have nice cloth" the POOF her wish came true.Then she walk around the beach and didn’t got the boy addtition.Then she said to the genie"My second wish is the a have a sport car and a big radio" then POOF her wish came true, and she was diving her in her car with the genie and her favorite song come on and she was singing alon with the song and she sing"OH I WAIS I WAS A OCSAR MAYER" the POOF her wish came true



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From: kelsey on April 22, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: haha to bad for her but i herd that befor sorry

From: HMMMMMMMMM on April 23, 2005 @ 11:31 pm
Comment: not very funny, you need to work on your spelling.

From: sara on April 24, 2005 @ 8:45 am
Comment: not good

From: tia on April 24, 2005 @ 12:57 pm
Comment: thiz iz shit
nd learn how to spell men

From: Monica on April 24, 2005 @ 6:42 pm
Comment: that was very funny bbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttt....t the spelling was bad bad spelling bad spelling im gona call social services

From: Nancy on April 24, 2005 @ 6:44 pm
Comment: cheack yourr speling dudde youu have badd speling

From: ashleigh on April 27, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
Comment: the only thing funny on this page is looking at people argue when the dont know each other. amazing.

From: Jazmine on April 28, 2005 @ 4:09 am
Comment: OH my. It is SO stupid how so many people tease the person who wrote the joke about spelling. but they themselves can’t spell for shit. If you’re going to criticize someone on how they spell SHIT be able to spell your damn self.

From: USAFA dude on April 28, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: Take some English classes because your grammer sucks.
Not only your spelling but a lot of other errors as well.

From: none of ya biznass on April 29, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: sorry but it was hard to read because of all the spelling mistakes. and Jazmin is so write. You guys can’t spell.Go back to school or something. Make it easier for us so we can at least read what you write.

From: Sara Carter on May 6, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: Check your typing grammar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Ha Ha on May 11, 2005 @ 7:26 pm
Comment: USAFA dude on April 28, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: Take some English classes because your grammer sucks.
Not only your spelling but a lot of other errors as well
No offence dude, but it is spelled GRAMMAR

From: allyssa on May 17, 2005 @ 12:45 am
Comment: um hahahahahhah ...funny but go back to kindergarden and take spelling lessons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

From: SpEllllllovm on May 18, 2005 @ 8:33 pm
Comment: yoo Nead too Spel BettAhr i Aam Goot spellar

From: Toosweet on May 26, 2005 @ 5:11 pm
Comment: funny but brush up on grammer


















From: no one on May 26, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Comment: it was a good joke but u really need to learn how 2 spell or at least bring a dictonary to the computer with u!

From: josh on June 1, 2005 @ 8:52 am
Comment: good,VERY GOOD BUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT,,,,,,,,,,,spelling.

From: what up on June 3, 2005 @ 12:35 am
Comment: It wuz good just check the spelling cuz i could hardly understand what i wuz reading. Thats y some people might not get the joke and like NO ONE said learn how to spell or bring a dictionary to the computer w/ u next time well sorry 2 say this but i kind of agree with them.

From: some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
Comment: what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;

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forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free

From: matt on July 15, 2005 @ 12:50 pm
Comment: learn how to talk

From: u have bad grammer on August 5, 2005 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: wooow did u lyl flunk the third grade????????????

   
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