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the thermus
Posted by: chris on April 26, 2005 @ 1:22 pm

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Man walks into a porn shop in the middle of the day. He walks up to the owner and asks for a job. The owner says this is your lucky day, I need to run a few errands and noone to take over for me, so you get your chance at running the store.

Later that day a Brunette walks in, she walks up to the man at the counter and asks how much the dildo hanging on the wall costs. He says $35. and she says ok ive never had a black one before i’ll take it.

About an hour after that a redhead walks in, she walks up to the man at the counter and asks how much the white dildo costs. He says $35. She agrees and walks out of the store.

Not long after that a blonde walks in. The man behind the counter, being impatient, says all are $35. The blonde thinks about this and says even that plaid one? The man says nope thats a special one, $150. She says sure iv never had a plaid one before and leaves.

Torwards the end of the day the owner walks back in. He asks what was sold. At this the man says 2 dildos and your thermus.


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From: ashleigh on April 27, 2005 @ 1:22 pm
Comment: it was ok.......................not real funny. but ok

From: ash on April 29, 2005 @ 8:33 am
Comment: lol nice joke...not da best buh tho

From: jdfgudgf on April 29, 2005 @ 12:50 pm
Comment: i hate u

From: jdfgudgf on April 29, 2005 @ 12:50 pm
Comment: i hate u

From: dirty girls on April 29, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Comment: i give up trying to find a good joke

From: Sara Carter on May 6, 2005 @ 7:53 pm
Comment: Weirdo!

From: Blondie on May 11, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Comment: Whats a thermus???

From: Ha Ha on May 11, 2005 @ 7:23 pm
Comment: It is Thermos, not thermus.
Picking on dumb blondes should only happen when you can portray yourself as clever.
You, my friend, have just portrayed yourself as stupid.
My suggestion..........Give up on the jokes until you learn how to spell!

From: Toosweet on May 26, 2005 @ 5:08 pm
Comment: NOT FUNNY

From: hey on June 3, 2005 @ 12:29 am
Comment: yeah ok then!!!

From: gothic ass on June 17, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
Comment: ha that was a lil funny

From: some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;

Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free

From: Facelemmon on January 9, 2006 @ 6:27 pm
Comment: I dated a blonde once, but i lost her in the park!

   
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