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How did you name me?
Posted by: Sara on May 6, 2005 @ 6:57 pm

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One day a brunnette girl went up to her dad and asked him, "Dad how did you name me?" And her dad replied, "Well Rose I named you after the first thing that fell on your head when you were born." Rose said, "Ok!" and walked away. Then her sister who was a red head went up to her dad and asked,"Dad how’d you name me?" And her dad answered, "Well Zinnia I named you after the first thing that fell on your head when you were born." and she walked away happily. Then their sister (The Blonde) went up to her dad and said, "bldjzfhwvrvf5tia6s ygoko acwkegru8ngi?" and her dad said, "Shut up cinder block!"


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From: Locachica on May 16, 2005 @ 7:42 pm
Comment: What I don’t get is how the hell this joke got a 5-star if it sucked.

From: lol on May 17, 2005 @ 10:03 pm
Comment: this joke sucks, who came up with this crap

From: roflmao on May 18, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Comment: this is the funnyist joke ever

From: LOL on May 18, 2005 @ 8:19 pm
Comment: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE! I ALMOST SPLIT MY FUCKIN SIDES!

From: Diamond on May 23, 2005 @ 2:18 pm
Comment: This joke really sucks ass

From: W00t-er on May 26, 2005 @ 12:37 am
Comment: Lmao! Funny shit
4½ out of 5

W00t-er, Dirty jokes inc staff.

oh and just to let everyone know... Those rumours u been hearing about w00t-er ♥ Sara....
....................... ARE FAKE! I dont know who made them up... Probably Derek another staff member (He sucks!)

From: u sux on May 28, 2005 @ 12:23 pm
Comment: DIDNT GET IT WTF???? LOL

From: michaela on May 31, 2005 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: jokes sucks like shit never heard such a stupid joke im me life

From: hey on June 3, 2005 @ 12:18 am
Comment: I didnt get it

From: Shane on June 3, 2005 @ 5:04 am
Comment: For those of you who don’t get it, congradulations. You just got drunk and you can’t read.

From: just me on June 14, 2005 @ 2:30 am
Comment: lol that shit was funny!! really

From: some Armenian on July 2, 2005 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;

Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free

From: ok on July 17, 2005 @ 10:45 pm
Comment: that joke sucked who agree wit me

From: sam on July 19, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: not funny

From: blondiehilton on July 23, 2005 @ 6:31 pm
Comment: ok that was not funny and i usally laugh at blondie jokes whatever their frekin called

From: blondie on August 4, 2005 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: hehehe that was a good one!
yay!

From: stinky on August 15, 2005 @ 2:08 am
Comment: all of you who like it...congrats...you probably have IQ’s over 65

all of you who don’t like it probably bag groceries for a living

all of you who don’t get it are probably named cinder block


From: nick on September 1, 2005 @ 5:10 pm
Comment: this joke sucks its fxxkin crap

From: sarah on January 9, 2006 @ 6:44 pm
Comment: ahahahahwaahahahahhahahahhahahahah thats soooo funny!!!!!! good one but the one i heard of first was "shut up fridge" that ones better

   
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