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top’s down
Posted by: thomas northrop on May 9, 2005 @ 9:30 pm

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn’t.

The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down."


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From: Mini-Me on May 12, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: that joke is funny ... i know some who would actually be that stupid to do that

From: ur mom on May 14, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
Comment: this is from monday the same thing happened with u and ur mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Hot Chick on May 15, 2005 @ 9:16 am
Comment: Haha!!That was pretty funny!

From: bobi on May 18, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: didnt make any sence

From: sasha on May 22, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: that was pretty funny

From: Diamond on May 23, 2005 @ 2:17 pm
Comment: That was funny as hell

From: Blazing Burner on May 24, 2005 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: Well I’m impressed. I actually think it’s funny.

From: dg on May 25, 2005 @ 11:21 am
Comment: that was funny

From: me on May 26, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: it’s so stupid, it’s funny

From: no one on May 26, 2005 @ 8:32 pm
Comment: heard it its not that funny the 2 time

From: Shane on June 3, 2005 @ 4:58 am
Comment: Sense cannot prevail in the world of stupidity. And this joke is funny.

From: michael on June 7, 2005 @ 7:34 pm
Comment: that was a pretty funny joke i belevie thta could really happen

From: mar mar on June 15, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
Comment: i already herd dis joke its mine biatch

From: ????????who????? on June 15, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: that was pretty funny that would probally happen to a dumb blonde

From: gothic ass on June 17, 2005 @ 9:57 pm
Comment: der........................ and Bert who is above me u sound really cool thats a good thing

From: some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;

Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free

From: helga on July 7, 2005 @ 2:59 am
Comment: good on ya! this is a classic

From: ? on July 11, 2005 @ 7:30 pm
Comment: funny

From: samantha on August 27, 2005 @ 12:54 pm
Comment: good, good. nice, funny joke. with every dumb blonde joke i find something to pick at. but this time, the only thing is is that YOU probably try to button your jeans with a coat hanger. but other than that good work, deputy.

From: clairvoyant on August 29, 2005 @ 3:15 pm
Comment: From: bobi on May 18, 2005 @ 3:45 pm
Comment: didnt make any sence

   
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