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Jumpin Off a Buildin!
Posted by: Angela on May 23, 2005 @ 6:49 pm
So... There was a American (Blonde), A Mexican (A Brunette) And An Irish (Red-Head,) (((((That Will Matter In The Joke!))))) Who all were construction workers. One Day At lunch Time, the Mexican Man opened his lunch box and he got a Burrito, And he said: "Uggghh! If i get a Burrito ONE more time, I will Jump Off This building, and i will die!" Everyone Looked at him, amazed! Then the Irish-man opened his lunch box, and he got a Balogni (Spelling???) Sandwich, and he said: "AHHH!!! If I Get a Balogni Sandwich ONE more time, I will jump Off this Building And I Will Die!" Only The Blonde Man Looked Amazed At Him. Then The American opened his lunch box, and he got a Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, And He Groaned and Said: "If I get a peanut Butter and Jelly Sanwich One More Time, I Will Jump Off This building And Die With You, My Friends!" This Time, no one looked amazed. The Next day at lunch-time, The Mexican Man Got a Burrito, So He Jumped Off The Building And Died. Then When The Irish-man opened his lunchbox, he got a balogni Sandwich, He jumped off The building And Killed HIMSELF! Then The American Opened HIS lunch And He TOO Got what He dreaded And He Jumped Off the Building, And Died!
Two Days Later At The Funeral After The Cerimony Was Done, The Mexican Mans Wife Was Crying Along With The Irish-Mans Wife, But The Blondes Wife, (Who Happened To be a brunette) Was Walking About With A Kind Of Smile On Her Face. The Two Crying Woman Said In Unison To Her: "How Can you be smiling???!??! Dont you Feel Just HORRIBLE after Sending Your Husband a Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich, And Being The Cause Of His Death???" And The Blondes Wife Replied STILL Smiling: "Of Course Not! Why Should I? I Mean, He Packed His Own Lunch!" |
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da kitty temptress on May 25, 2005 @ 1:33 am |
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OHH HELL YEAH.. now that is a good joke... |
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AAAAAAA on May 26, 2005 @ 10:33 am |
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THAT WAS PRETTY FUCK’N FUNNY |
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azn kid on May 29, 2005 @ 3:08 pm |
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hahahha i like this one |
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Brittney on May 30, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
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Know that is fuckin funny btu you know what
I did not laugh hahahhahahahah |
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the smart ass on June 1, 2005 @ 7:47 pm |
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that was ok but iv heard it 1000 times befor and i live in a town the dose not show up on the town map
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KRAZY on June 1, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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nutty bitch on June 2, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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ok now that was funny and i laffedmy ass of hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa
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Shane on June 3, 2005 @ 4:56 am |
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Very good joke, although I have heard it several times before, it never fails to entertain. |
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wanna on June 5, 2005 @ 9:02 am |
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funny
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sleeky on June 5, 2005 @ 5:04 pm |
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good joke just a little longwinded |
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ronnie on June 7, 2005 @ 1:21 am |
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GREAT JOKE!! BEST BLONDE JOKE I’VE EVER HEARD!!
No I’m a red head. |
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robert on June 7, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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that was so funny i 4 got to laugh
it sucked |
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ajizzle on June 9, 2005 @ 12:12 pm |
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that shit was dum
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grace on June 9, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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dat woz funny as out lyk luvin it |
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just me on June 14, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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that was funny....by the way its Bologna! think of the song lol |
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justaguy on June 25, 2005 @ 6:24 am |
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hahaha awesome joke dude |
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hana on June 30, 2005 @ 1:01 am |
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! |
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some guy on July 2, 2005 @ 4:11 pm |
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what’s LiBrande doing in a prison therapy? Find out here;
Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.
forget Disney world or Cedar Point...take your kids here ^......it’s free |
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sexi bum on July 5, 2005 @ 3:44 pm |
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i liked that joke but i heared it 2 many times lol
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dj on July 17, 2005 @ 10:45 pm |
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my favroite color is orange |
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goth man on July 28, 2005 @ 1:44 pm |
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yea dat was hell funny i liiked it |
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drgsdfghdh on August 11, 2005 @ 2:58 pm |
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that was ok
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samantha on August 27, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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not only have i heard that one, i made UP that one, about five years ago. and, its really good *chuckles* |
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samantha on August 29, 2005 @ 3:16 pm |
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i like eggs! |
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