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lotsa dumb blondes
Posted by: hello on August 4, 2005 @ 10:45 pm
Joke 1: What’s the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley? A shopping trolly has a mind of its own!
Joke 2: A brunette, a redhead and blone all escaped from jail. The police were fast on their tail, so when they saw three potato sacks on the side of the road, they hid inside them. When the police saw the potato bags they decided to check what was in them. The 1st policeman kicked the bag with the brunette in it. "Meow" said the brunette. "There’s only a cat in this one," he told the other policemen, so he checked the bag with the redhead in it. "Woof" said the redhead. "There’s only a dog in this one," he told the other policemen, so he proceeded to check the last bag with the blonde in it. Taking a deep breath, she said, "Po-ta-to!"
Joke 3: Why are there so many dunb blond jokes? So brunettes can understand them! |
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boogie on August 10, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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that was crazy joke
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Jdubb1 on August 10, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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re-tar-ted |
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so_cute on August 10, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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i don’t get the last one. |
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caitlyn on August 15, 2005 @ 2:08 am |
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that was pretty funny but they r only stereotypes... rnt they? joking! |
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deb on August 16, 2005 @ 12:41 am |
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the last one should be why are blonde jokes so short? so that brunettes can understand them!!! |
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naima on August 18, 2005 @ 4:40 pm |
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i honestly dont get the last one!!! |
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bananafone on August 23, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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i LUV the last one |
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smantha on August 27, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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hey that last one was cool! no wonder my sister is such an idiot... anyway, the first one was crap. YOU must be a dumb blonde to tell shit like that. |
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BLONDE on September 6, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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brunettes are gay the think they are all lush but they are eather swots or dumb dugs |
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Spongy on September 19, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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OMG i think im gonna die the last one was fuckin funny (and yes im a blonde) so... |
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Hell Ninjette on October 6, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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I heard that damn joke. Its so fucking old. My friend made it up!!! sheesh |
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jml on October 6, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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they were all dumb but ive heard the 2nd one like a million times. |
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Your Mom on October 21, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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Whats With The Last One?... |
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sxc-me on January 9, 2006 @ 6:45 pm |
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raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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H.O.T.T. hot on January 9, 2006 @ 6:47 pm |
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What do u call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette?
A) artifical intelligence. |
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bob on January 9, 2006 @ 6:49 pm |
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i hate stupid jokes i love sex |
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Justin on January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm |
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nice jokes! wanna go out somtime my e-mail is maiopam@hotmail.com |
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bob on January 9, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |
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hurd it borin just blodes instead of irishman englishman and a scttishman worsee 1 eva |
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BRUNETTE on January 9, 2006 @ 6:59 pm |
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well i hate BLONDES they r stuck up little bitches and think that people like them because they r center of attention. but the truth is people like them because they r so dumb that they r funny . they jus want sum 1 to laugh at!
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Ethan on January 9, 2006 @ 6:59 pm |
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I only laght @ funny jokes I cried @ this one |
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