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Lots of dumb blonde jokes
Posted by: Bob! on August 17, 2005 @ 9:43 pm
1. Why was the dumb blonde staring at a milk carton for so long?
Because it said concentrate.
2. How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?
Wave.
3. One day there was a blonde (of course) and she decided to hang herself.
So an hour later a lady say the blonde with a rope tied around her waste, the lady says, "What are you doing?"
The blonde says,"I’m hanging myself."
The lady says, "Shouldn’t the rope be around your neck?"
The blonde says, "Well I couldn’t breathe."
4. How do you drowned a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottum of a pool.
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ghost wolf girl on August 23, 2005 @ 12:53 pm |
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u know wut. iv seen thoes so many other times on here i think i have to smack u now |
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Charlotte on August 26, 2005 @ 2:45 pm |
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Hmm...Last time i checked Milk didn’t come from concentrate...But thats just me.... |
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samantha on August 27, 2005 @ 12:50 pm |
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those were good. im gonna use em on my friends and folks. good work. |
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paige on August 31, 2005 @ 2:40 pm |
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yah these s u ck reall y bad |
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Blonde on September 5, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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Hey fool! |
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pimp on September 5, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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dude these really suck |
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kelley on September 5, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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How do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes to leave you alone?
you cant because you alreaty told her twice
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qtpie:P on September 6, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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HAHA i luv them specially numba 3 dat wasfunnie:P |
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melly on September 6, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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this is soooooooo cool
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b-ball on September 12, 2005 @ 2:28 am |
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#3 was funny, but the other ones i`ve hear so many times
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well? on September 16, 2005 @ 12:21 pm |
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if blondes r so dum why do ppl go out and dye there hair 2 b blonde if blondes r stupid
why do ppl change der natural hair colour 2 b blonde???????and no im brown |
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Spongy on September 19, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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You wanna know what it’s funny to read blonde jokes when ur a blonde cause half the stuff i have really done.... |
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stewie on September 19, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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that was so funny. |
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tiger on September 26, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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they need a lot of work |
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Heysleen on September 26, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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Those were hilariouse iloved them!!!!!!!!! |
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The Rock on September 26, 2005 @ 1:36 pm |
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Here are some funny jokes for next time......
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One US leader.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides
The Rock thinks that pimp can come kiss The Rocks ass. To the rest,
Sorr..... |
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mr on October 3, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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eh ok a bit long i got bord aftr the 1st 1
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joshua on October 3, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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funny |
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err on October 4, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
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err these jokes r sooo OLD! the 3rd 1 was ok tho but get sum new material pls.
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c.c. on October 4, 2005 @ 1:50 am |
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heres one about brunetts....
What did the brunett say when she called the cops?
My blonde friend said its illigall to be stupid so u better get smart..wait there is no way for brunetts to get smart their just natualy born stupid!!!
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suck on October 5, 2005 @ 3:43 pm |
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if blondes r so dum why do loads of brown haired peepz go out and buy blonde hair dye!!
now whos da dum 1 |
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jfskldjfklsjfdl on October 6, 2005 @ 1:42 am |
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that is funny . |
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caitlyn on October 6, 2005 @ 1:42 am |
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ur momma so fat that when she went 2 sit on the rainbow all the skittles fell out |
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tia on October 13, 2005 @ 4:35 pm |
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its orange juice thats from concentrate not milk dumbie
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bethany on October 27, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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lol tha 3rd one was funny |
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Jordan on October 31, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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o.k. heres a joke....
There was a blonde sitting on a bus reading a newspaper. On the front page, one of the headlines said: "100 BRAZILIANS KILLED TODAY". Then the Blonde turned around and asked the man behind her, " How much is Brazilian??" LOL ....
-Jordan |
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aUTUMN on October 31, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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hey, this is to all the blondes who entered sumthin in this, heres a joke:if you wanna joke just look in a mirror! LOL LOL |
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G!GURL on October 31, 2005 @ 4:00 pm |
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HEY WHO EVER WROTE THE CONCETRATE ON THE MILK CARTON!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU .MILK DOES NOT HAVE CONCETRATE BECAUSE ITS NOT A JUICE DUMB ASS!!!!!!! |
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sunshine on January 9, 2006 @ 6:44 pm |
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the first one is supposed to be "orange juice" not mmilk but the rest were kinda funny
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ritchie on January 9, 2006 @ 6:47 pm |
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these jokes would b good and funny if the words were spelt right. |
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batty on January 9, 2006 @ 6:50 pm |
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those jokes really sucked ae
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JaCK CArteR on January 9, 2006 @ 6:51 pm |
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those r the worst jokes ive eva heard in my life |
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violet on January 9, 2006 @ 6:52 pm |
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lol...i think the comments r funnier then the joke....lol |
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NOE SCHITT on January 9, 2006 @ 6:52 pm |
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I AGREE WITH G!GURL. I COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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sami on January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm |
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they seriously suck big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Spillair on January 9, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |
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Uh..... WHOO HOO IM ON A WEB SITE SCORE |
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miss betty boop on January 9, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |
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an answer on the comment: "why do people dye their hair black?"
well, because blondes can get more from people because they look so naief! its the stupidest thing to dye your hear blonde! thats why i dye my hair in black (and i’m a natural brunette) |
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MONKEY on January 9, 2006 @ 6:57 pm |
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milk isnt concentrated dum ass |
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Bob on January 9, 2006 @ 6:58 pm |
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you spelled bottim wrong you idiot you spelled it bottum and I am a blonde and I is very smart so you just shutup |
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dickeater on January 9, 2006 @ 7:00 pm |
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hey
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chelsea on January 9, 2006 @ 7:00 pm |
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that not funny |
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shelby on January 9, 2006 @ 7:00 pm |
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I got a better one for 4. how do u drowned a blonde put a glass at a bottum of a pool and tell her to drink it tell its gone |
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