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What are you having?
Posted by: Dawson on August 26, 2005 @ 9:38 pm

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There’s a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head in the doctor’s office. All three are pregnant and conversing. Well, the brunette asks the red-head,"Do you know what you’re having?" "I’m having a boy because I concieved while I was in the missionary possition." So then the red-head asks the brunette what she’s having. "I’m having a girl because I was on top when I concieved." Then the brunette turns to the blonde and asks her what she’s having and she says, "Uh oh, I think I’m going to have puppies!"


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From: Nancy on September 5, 2005 @ 2:46 am
Comment: I’ve heard that several times, but I LOVE that joke. Well done.

From: Robyn on September 6, 2005 @ 11:17 pm
Comment: No offence to all my
blond friends,but
I thought that was
funny.

From: pagan eye returned on September 8, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
Comment: it’s a good joke but i got bored half way through

From: sugarbooger3 on September 10, 2005 @ 3:19 am
Comment: i have heard it to many times but still funny

From: Adam2005 on September 12, 2005 @ 2:28 am
Comment: Just Average

From: G money on September 12, 2005 @ 2:28 am
Comment: your joke is retarded on some levels, but was kinda funny

From: Katie on September 13, 2005 @ 2:07 am
Comment: Thats funny I’ve never heard of it!

From: HBK on September 13, 2005 @ 2:07 am
Comment: I don’t get it.

From: Brandi on September 13, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: It took me a while....but I got it!!!!

From: Jenn on" " 10:53 on September 13, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: that joke is lame as hell

From: me on September 29, 2005 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: It’s ok i guess

From: mr on October 3, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
Comment: dont get it

From: jessica on October 4, 2005 @ 7:37 pm
Comment: i dident get it but i still thoght it was funny. good job

From: hannah on October 5, 2005 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: I hope eveyone has lernt there lesson:
Dont do it with dogs!
Nah jus kidding dont do it doggie style.

From: abi n jodie on October 6, 2005 @ 3:40 pm
Comment: that was the worst joke ever

From: beau on October 17, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: Don’t get it, and don’t want to it doesn’t even seem funny.

From: me... on October 17, 2005 @ 4:22 pm
Comment: it was alrite...broing...but sill kinda funny

From: katie~* on October 31, 2005 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: sweet.....

From: perri on January 9, 2006 @ 6:26 pm
Comment: ok

From: Barbeny on January 9, 2006 @ 6:43 pm
Comment: well i thought it was retarded but i have one. here read this... natalie, kayla, brittney, and brandi were drivin in a truck. all of them in the back except natalie ( 1 who was driven) and she ran off a bridge. they all came up out of the water and was all like " oh my gosh, where’s brittney you guys?" and then like 10 mins later brittney comes up and they were all like omg where have you been and brittney ( the dumb blonde) replied " i couldn’t get the tailgate open!!!!!!" lol i thought that was the funniest thing i have heard!!!!! ok well i am gonna go i hope this shows up on tv or something. luv Barb!

From: sxc-me on January 9, 2006 @ 6:45 pm
Comment: dont get it!!!!

From: sxc-me on January 9, 2006 @ 6:45 pm
Comment: o i do now!!!!

From: stephanie on January 9, 2006 @ 6:47 pm
Comment: kewl

From: julia~ on January 9, 2006 @ 6:47 pm
Comment: weirdddddddddddddddddd

From: tt on January 9, 2006 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: ahhh... it was okay... it was str8

From: Stephanie on January 9, 2006 @ 6:56 pm
Comment: did anyone relize that they spelled blone wrong its spelled blonDe omgstupid ass ppl lol

From: MoNkEY on January 9, 2006 @ 6:57 pm
Comment: That was prEttY Lame But i GOT it

   
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