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Posted by: Mike on September 15, 2005 @ 2:58 pm
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You’re finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari."
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Slim Jim on September 19, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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nice!!!!!!!! |
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sam on September 19, 2005 @ 3:22 pm |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .......................................................not dude i did not get that at all
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| From: |
Robyn on September 20, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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How can you not
get the joke? The
blonde was to paint
the porch on the
house but painted
the car.
Good joke. lol. |
| From: |
shadow on September 20, 2005 @ 2:57 pm |
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ok that was koolio |
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MARY on September 21, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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OK IDIOTS LOOK WE GET THE JOKE BUT ......... ITS STUPID IT SHOULDNT BE A JOKE AT ALL THOSE SITUATIONS ... SADLY HAPPEN EVERYDAY LOL |
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minnie mouse on September 23, 2005 @ 1:21 pm |
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hahahahahaha that joke was ............brill lol |
| From: |
tony on September 28, 2005 @ 4:36 pm |
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porch, porsche.... come on people |
| From: |
blair on September 29, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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you can do better than that! |
| From: |
mr on October 3, 2005 @ 4:24 pm |
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yeah tony’s rite r u guys thik or sumfin |
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Mr. Ed on October 4, 2005 @ 4:03 pm |
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Good one. I like peanut butter. |
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barbie on October 6, 2005 @ 1:42 am |
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that was stupid |
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pinky on October 6, 2005 @ 1:42 am |
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dat waas da shiznay.made me laf.lol
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Shaun on October 6, 2005 @ 1:43 am |
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I cannot berieve that some peopre didn’t get this joke. Porch= Porcsche,...... Herro!! |
| From: |
john on October 11, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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yeah hay
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I ROCK ALL on January 9, 2006 @ 6:37 pm |
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BLONDE=DUMB SO U SHOULD GET THAT PORCHE=PORCSHE |
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me! :P on January 9, 2006 @ 6:45 pm |
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add me : sustaylor8@hotmail.com |
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kdilly on January 9, 2006 @ 6:51 pm |
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rubbish |
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gs on January 9, 2006 @ 6:52 pm |
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Shaun must be blonde because he can’t spell |
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marv on January 9, 2006 @ 6:55 pm |
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nice
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mou on January 9, 2006 @ 6:55 pm |
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ha? i dont get it either |
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lolol on January 9, 2006 @ 6:59 pm |
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good joke but I ahve heard better ones
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