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In the Mirror
Posted by: KK & CC on October 22, 2005 @ 9:40 pm
| There is a blond a brunette and a red head that are all at a club. they all have to use the restroom. at the restroom door there is an old woman who says "now be careful, there is a new mirror and if you make a wish to the mirror it will come true, BUT if you tell a lie to the mirror you will be sucked in forever." the girls are like "oh okay" so the red head goes in first and says "i wish i was the richest person in the world" and she became the richest person in the world. then the brunette goes in and says "i wish i was married to the president" and she became married to the president. the blond goes in and says "i think..." and she gets sucked into the mirror. |
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Carlito on October 27, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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Now that’s cool. |
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thats wack on October 27, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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that was.......... um somewhat funny. It was okay. |
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bolnde on October 27, 2005 @ 2:22 am |
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im a bolnde and that wasnt cool, bolndes should be treated right, not as total retards bolndes rock |
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linds on October 31, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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ahhh god that was funnny! |
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john on October 31, 2005 @ 3:59 pm |
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what’s a bolnde? |
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bolnde on November 1, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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stop saying those things. Your so f****n mean |
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ma on January 9, 2006 @ 6:22 pm |
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thats funny but lame |
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another blonde on January 9, 2006 @ 6:25 pm |
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whatever |
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Leilanie- brunette! on January 9, 2006 @ 6:26 pm |
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this joke took me a while to get it but when i got it i laughed- hehehe |
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jenni on January 9, 2006 @ 6:27 pm |
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i was a blonde but it was a bad idea so i converted back to my natural colour cos i aint no bimbo! |
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russianlovnirishboy on January 9, 2006 @ 6:27 pm |
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if you know your gonna get offended by blonde jokes dont go outa your way to read them |
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jordan on January 9, 2006 @ 6:29 pm |
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hah not many blonds are smart but the girl ones are hot |
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shell (a blonde) on January 9, 2006 @ 6:30 pm |
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God people, if you’re so offended by blonde jokes, dont read them! |
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wanna fuck on January 9, 2006 @ 6:30 pm |
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that was cool
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bi*** from hell on January 9, 2006 @ 6:31 pm |
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ya thats why u spelled blonde wrong |
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Blondes do it better on January 9, 2006 @ 6:37 pm |
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I thought it was funny and im a blonde haha |
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J-BOB@GURL on January 9, 2006 @ 6:37 pm |
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BLONDES ARE SOMETIMES STUPID BUT THAT’S NORMAL BECAUSE BRUENETTES AND REDHEADS ARE STUPID 2.. |
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*~*Alexis*~* on January 9, 2006 @ 6:38 pm |
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HA! That’s hysterical, I gotta remember that one! |
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lil blonde me on January 9, 2006 @ 6:39 pm |
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that was pretty funny but i know better! |
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lil blonde me on January 9, 2006 @ 6:39 pm |
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that was pretty funny but i know better! |
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bolnde on January 9, 2006 @ 6:41 pm |
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i don’t get it |
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haha on January 9, 2006 @ 6:41 pm |
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bolndes....haha |
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jester on January 9, 2006 @ 6:43 pm |
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john you asked what’s a bolnde (blonde) their brunettes in disguise |
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chelle on January 9, 2006 @ 6:44 pm |
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if all blondes arent retards then why has th girl defending them spelt blonde wrong in her on screen name ...... proof is right there ha ha |
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the man on January 9, 2006 @ 6:44 pm |
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herd that before great init not fair but life isnt |
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purty on January 9, 2006 @ 6:45 pm |
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ha ha ha |
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jen on January 9, 2006 @ 6:46 pm |
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um...babe...you spelled blonde, "bolnde" like 5 times...and you wonder why we make fun of you...? |
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willy wonka on January 9, 2006 @ 6:46 pm |
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i think tat was offensive to blonde people as a person who once had highlights im not amused |
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kaitlyn on January 9, 2006 @ 6:46 pm |
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blondes are smart |
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Hayabusa on January 9, 2006 @ 6:46 pm |
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Blonde women are beautiful |
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nivek on January 9, 2006 @ 6:48 pm |
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stupid blonde
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Smiley on January 9, 2006 @ 6:48 pm |
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS FUNNY |
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to:john from:bolnd on January 9, 2006 @ 6:48 pm |
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your so suspicious john, considering that matt had the same exact date and time as you. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssspppppppppppppiiiiiiiiiicccccccciiiiiiiiiioooooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!! |
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matt on January 9, 2006 @ 6:49 pm |
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u spelled blonde wrong dumb a** |
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mystery person on January 9, 2006 @ 6:49 pm |
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thats really funny.ill go spread that joke. |
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gooman ... on January 9, 2006 @ 6:50 pm |
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dumb ass blonde
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tt on January 9, 2006 @ 6:50 pm |
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ohhh dang dat was real funny |
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Gemz on January 9, 2006 @ 6:50 pm |
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You smell blonde likes this not bolnde shows that u r REAL blonde lol lol lol lol lol |
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gs on January 9, 2006 @ 6:52 pm |
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that was funny |
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warren on January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm |
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that joke wans fucing so funnie |
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chris a. on January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm |
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lol... |
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christianna on January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm |
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i think that was really funny but thats a bit tight on blondes i mean what have they done to u .i bet they have done nothing and i bet the person who write this was a blonde .there is a lot of blondes and they cant make fun of anybody but u can make fun of them .well i think u horribal and im not a blonde i ginger but my two bros are and my mum and most of my friends but i dont make fun of them .my big sis and my dad and me arent but we dont care .so just be nice next time and think about blondes feelings. |
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sami on January 9, 2006 @ 6:53 pm |
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that was a good one!!!!!!!
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proud blonde on January 9, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |
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you mean, blondes cant think, right! AM I RIGHT!!!! HUH!!!!! see, i understand! |
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yo Mamma on January 9, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |
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blondes are so dum!!! |
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shanita on January 9, 2006 @ 6:55 pm |
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that was funny |
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Zacky Vengance on January 9, 2006 @ 6:55 pm |
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If your affended by blonde jokes why did you go on to this page. You basically just gave an example to how stupid blondes are. |
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true blond on January 9, 2006 @ 6:55 pm |
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that was ok for a blond joke but it could have been better |
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haley on January 9, 2006 @ 6:57 pm |
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~thats right blondes are so freakin dumb~ |
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brrrrrrat! on January 9, 2006 @ 6:59 pm |
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hahahahahaha.............................. chichcabobs!~ |
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monica on January 9, 2006 @ 6:59 pm |
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Oh my gosh that was so freaking funny This is to Bolnde on October 27, 2005@ 2.22 |
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Silly Fred on January 14, 2006 @ 5:56 am |
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Im still laughing! |
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smartblonde on January 16, 2006 @ 6:50 pm |
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i love how there are all these jokes about dumb blondes, but when a brunette read this joke she didn’t even get it at first...how ironic |
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