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A blonde and her daddy
Posted by: jay&jay on April 20, 2004 @ 1:52 am
A blonde and her daddy were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left.
However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.
Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.
However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, the blonde in the back turned to her daddy and said, "Shit, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!" |
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money$100 on April 23, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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thats great.......... |
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i like girls on April 29, 2004 @ 10:46 pm |
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ha ha ha...... y is it rated r |
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anonimus on April 30, 2004 @ 5:09 pm |
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it was funny!
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joe on May 7, 2004 @ 11:06 am |
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that is fucking stupid |
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Annominus on May 8, 2004 @ 9:43 pm |
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HAHA... those stupid blondes!! |
| From: |
klare on May 9, 2004 @ 4:45 pm |
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we aint that stupid i think that just rude |
| From: |
Pete on May 15, 2004 @ 7:40 am |
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yeah u are |
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greg on May 15, 2004 @ 2:48 pm |
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yeah blondes r dumb and a lot of them r bitches
(sam jeffries total bitch) |
| From: |
renzy on May 18, 2004 @ 11:59 am |
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that was the most stupid ass shit i have ever herd fuck yall to bastards |
| From: |
monkey (nicole) on May 19, 2004 @ 8:01 pm |
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cccccccccccccccccccccccccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllll |
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Ashley on May 22, 2004 @ 10:00 pm |
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That’s the the most fucking retarted joke I’ve heard Whoever thought it was funny was fucking retared SSSTTTUUUPPPIIIDDD |
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tara on May 30, 2004 @ 2:35 pm |
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gud joke but just memba blonds have more fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mr. Funny on June 4, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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Rubbish |
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peter dragon on June 6, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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I would rather squat bare-ass over a lit roman candle - than read this crap again, sheesh! |
| From: |
jay&Jay on June 11, 2004 @ 5:51 pm |
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hey peter than do it.
A blonde and her daddy were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don’t worry, there are three left.
However, instead of 5 hours it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that a second engine failed, and they still had two left, but it would take 10 hours to get to New York.
Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced that a third engine had died. Never fear, he announced, because the plane could fly on a single engine.
However, it would now take 18 hours to get to new York. At this point, the blonde in the back turned to her daddy and said, "Shit, I hope we don’t lose that last engine, or we’ll be up here forever!" |
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sami on June 22, 2004 @ 7:16 am |
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that joke was shit
wen u gna get new gd onea bloody hell
if ne fit boys wana chat my addie is tweetypie_13_690@hotmail.com |
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dude bitch on June 30, 2004 @ 3:31 am |
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WHAT THE FUCK EVER BLONDES DO NOT HAVE MORE FUN IS IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALOT DUMBER AND ITS EASY TO LAUGH AT YOUR DUMB REMARKS AND MISTAKES IN THAT CASE YEAH MAYBE BUT I AM A BRUNETTE AND I HAVE LOADS OF FUN WITHOUT BEING DUMB |
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Quim bucket on July 2, 2004 @ 11:29 am |
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it wasn’t bad but i’ve heard better |
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jim on July 2, 2004 @ 3:22 pm |
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i hear better jokes come out of my ass you fucking pixie |
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Loryn on July 6, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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How is it rated r again???(o yeah, that sami girl is a SLUT!) |
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cube on July 10, 2004 @ 2:11 pm |
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damn i was high when i posted that last comment. |
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Jay&Jay on July 11, 2004 @ 4:18 am |
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Cube we could tell but what were you high on? |
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cube on July 11, 2004 @ 7:29 pm |
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chronic and some pcp |
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lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 8:18 pm |
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cube y would u tell ppl what ur high on unless u were lying and the joke sucked my big imaginary hairy balls |
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mark chennaoui on July 16, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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HA HA HA HA
THATS TOPS
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| From: |
jack on August 18, 2004 @ 5:52 am |
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shit house |
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MarK on August 25, 2004 @ 12:47 am |
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That was a good joke
good job Jay. |
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The Moron on September 18, 2004 @ 5:22 am |
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That joke was fucking hellll good |
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Slim Shady on September 21, 2004 @ 4:11 am |
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Will the real Slim Shady please stand up |
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Slim Shady on October 2, 2004 @ 12:26 am |
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I repeat, Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? |
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Booger baby on October 2, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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That joke was really stupid. You suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jay&Jay on October 14, 2004 @ 12:37 am |
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Booger Baby not if we include you and you’re dad couse then you SUCK |
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Jay&Jay on October 30, 2004 @ 3:50 am |
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I agree with this guy^ |
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Tommy on October 30, 2004 @ 8:12 pm |
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hey booger baby SCREW URSELF BITCH |
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Jakesbaby on November 28, 2004 @ 5:03 pm |
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i"m a blonde and i’m not a bitch. i’m not dumb either, i get straight A’s. |
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me myself and i on December 28, 2004 @ 7:36 pm |
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gree w/ u im blonde and i get As and dont even try and i m not a bitch u r 4 calling blondes that i mean seriously get a life if u have nothin good 2 say then dont say anything at all! Loser! |
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SUPERSTAR on December 31, 2004 @ 5:56 pm |
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YEAH JAKESBABY DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? DO YA LIKE IT DOGGIE STYLE BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THEN IF FUCK YOU YOU’II HAVE TO USE A FUCKIN WHEELCHAIR FOR A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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perri on January 9, 2006 @ 6:27 pm |
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that rox |
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i like pie on January 9, 2006 @ 6:39 pm |
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i like pie |
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