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Blonde on a roof
Posted by: Morgan on May 21, 2004 @ 9:55 pm
| There was a fire at the Sleep Inn and the brunette, the redhead and the blonde went to the top of the burning building. The firefighter was at the bottom, he was blonde. The redhead jumped off and he moved the blanket and she landed flat like a pancake, the brunette said "I am not jumping off you will move it". The firefighter said no i just dont like Redheads so the Brunette jumped of and he moved it and she landed flat like a waffle and the brunette said i am not jumping off you will move it.. He said No i just dont like brunettes or redheads..The blonde said just put the blanket down and back away from it.... |
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martyn artini on May 27, 2004 @ 1:59 pm |
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it doesnt make ne sence
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Kevin on June 2, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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I know eh it doesnt make sence |
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Mr. Funny on June 4, 2004 @ 10:31 pm |
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Makes sense but he messed it up by mentioning the brunette where he should have mentioned the blonde. Had the material and still messed it up. |
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Fat thomas krizenec on June 8, 2004 @ 6:13 am |
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u r shit house if u want to get me i live next to penshurst marist penshurst |
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dave c on June 10, 2004 @ 2:03 pm |
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you dick wit |
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grlrcky on June 18, 2004 @ 11:42 am |
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That was so cool.. Man that was the best blonde joke not cuz i am blonde and u used that against me bitch... |
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Jeremy on June 20, 2004 @ 8:14 pm |
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That was awesome you hotty... |
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Dan on June 20, 2004 @ 8:15 pm |
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That was the best joke ever sexy girl uh uh uh.... Man will you go out with me???? |
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JOhnny on June 20, 2004 @ 8:17 pm |
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Sexy bitch you are so sexy and so smart... Yall should agree with me she has long blonde curly (Well kinda curly) hair and Blue eyes... You guys should ask her out well first of all she is mine cuz i am gonna ask her out next school year but yall can try but she llikes brunette headed and blonde headed boys.. And i am a brunette she kinda likes blondes better but go ahead and take the chance.. |
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who wrote joke? Me on June 20, 2004 @ 8:21 pm |
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Hey yall i am on here 24/7 reading the comments yall wrote to me but i am like a bachalorette when all guys fight over me so say your name age and color of hair and eyes and i will pick out the cutest guy and date him and if we ever break up i will date another so just send me an email at omissbeautiful@hotmail.com. |
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Johnny on June 20, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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actually omissbeautiful@hotmail.com is my email and i am kinda gaaayy.... |
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sami on June 22, 2004 @ 7:12 am |
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i dnt get it and im a brunett and i sum times act like a blonde
ne fit boys wana chat and they got msn my addie is tweetypie_13_690@hotmail.com |
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Sparrow on June 22, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
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Gee sammi, youre not desperate for guys to talk to you are you? |
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Sparrow on June 22, 2004 @ 9:05 am |
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Gee sammi, youre not desperate for guys to talk to you are you? |
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donny on July 1, 2004 @ 4:10 am |
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that sux |
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jb on July 1, 2004 @ 9:17 pm |
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i CAnt write acomment because i fogot the joke it was so stupid |
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kissme o2 on July 1, 2004 @ 9:19 pm |
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i cant write acomment because i forgot the joke it was blonde |
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kissme o2 on July 1, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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i cant write acomment because i forgot the joke it was blonde |
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jim on July 2, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
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morgan you are a fucking fairy FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt |
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lulu on July 14, 2004 @ 8:12 pm |
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is this a joke site or a dating site wow but the joke was stupid and did make sense and im not a blonde..........................................jk i didn’t mean to say blondes r stupid
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shimmy on July 23, 2004 @ 12:23 pm |
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ok that joke was just like BLAH....its dumb ok get somethin funny..i had a straight face the whole damn time |
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hey on July 26, 2004 @ 1:56 pm |
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hey babe!! Wanna go out? |
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ghj on August 4, 2004 @ 8:05 am |
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ssssssttttttuuuuuuupppppppiiiiiiiddddddddd |
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jojo on August 4, 2004 @ 3:17 pm |
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that jk did not make any sence....explain it , plz! |
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100% BLONDE on September 8, 2004 @ 6:21 pm |
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i heard that somewhere else but it was told BETTER!!!!!!!! |
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Jay&Jay on September 14, 2004 @ 4:45 am |
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Hey dumbfucks this aint the datin game holy shit!!! |
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Jane on October 2, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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That joke was really ollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddddd! |
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Fuck You on October 19, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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a fucking blonde must’ve wrote that fucked up joke...makes no sense at all! fucking dumbass...... |
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Jay&Jay on October 30, 2004 @ 3:51 am |
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Naw you must be blonde ’couse the joke makes perfect sense |
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Jakesbaby on November 28, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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I agree. Why do all of y’al ask eachother out on here? Ask the girl in person. |
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bob on June 17, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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hey wanna give me a blowjob? suck it suck it! im feeling so horny. give it to me
ill squeez ur titties so hard . 69 all the time |
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