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Posted by: Butt Head on August 2, 2004 @ 7:35 pm
| one day there were two sisters and there was a blond and a burnet. The burnet said our table sucks I am going to search for a new one.and she said if I find one I will go and send a tellagraph to tell you to come and pick it up. So she went out with $101and she saw a beautiful table and seh bought it for $100. so then she went to the tellograph store and she only had one $ left and she asked the lady at the counter how much one word was for the telograph and the lady said one $ so the burnet said i can only send one word. so she says put comfortable and the lady at the counter says I don’t think thats the best choice for one word. and the burnet says oh my sister is a dumb blond she reads very slow. com-for-table. |
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Poop Head on August 10, 2004 @ 9:29 am |
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that is ssooo funny good work Butt Head |
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Poop Butt on August 11, 2004 @ 7:57 pm |
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yeah Butt Head that is ssoo funny I will reed all of the jokes that are sent in from butt head |
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taylor on August 12, 2004 @ 3:06 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i dont get it |
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Tiw14 on August 19, 2004 @ 9:20 am |
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Hey Taylor, if your blonde, will you go out with me? :) |
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blondienerd on August 20, 2004 @ 12:01 pm |
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uhhh. you guys must ALL be blonde--it’s BRUNETTE, not "burnet." Duh. |
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Professor on August 22, 2004 @ 11:23 am |
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I get the joke, but have never seen such bad spelling and grammar. It’s brunette, blonde, and telegraph, for starters. Telegraph is even spelled two different ways, BOTH wrong! (Wouldn’t TELEphone have given you a hint? Or would you have spelled that wrong too?) Hey, the world needs janitors and ditchdiggers too, I guess. |
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brunett on August 26, 2004 @ 2:52 pm |
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what the hell is a "burnet" you thick blonde git |
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Anna nicole Smith on August 28, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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Ha Ha Ha That was lame
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blondie on September 3, 2004 @ 5:11 am |
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hahaha thats a good 1...thats sumthing i would do ay lol |
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. on September 3, 2004 @ 4:14 pm |
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YOU POINT LESS LOSER |
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butterfly on October 18, 2004 @ 12:52 am |
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That’s a great joke, but he got it wrong. It’s a bull and the brunette has $100 the bull costs $99. The telegraph is $1. The brunette sent Com-for-ta-bull. And who cares about the spelling we all know what it means anyway! |
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Cherish on February 16, 2005 @ 5:14 pm |
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Professor, what do you think about Poe? |
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ChriC on March 24, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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Who give a freak about the spellin’! Geez! All i kno is that was an awesome joke!!! LMAO!!! |
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*~Burnettehead~* on August 23, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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hey people i dont know any one here whosss ummm?? 15-17 that makes coments aloott! |
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